Posted on 09/07/2002 8:39:46 PM PDT by TLBSHOW
Who The Hell Cares About Hillary's Hair?
Senator Hillary Clinton shows up with a new hairdo on Thursday, and now Washington is abuzz with what it "means." Who the hell cares? It doesn't mean anything. The woman likes to change her hairstyle a lot, and that's her business. I don't give a rat's rear end what her hairstyle is or what some clown hairdresser thinks it means. Oh, but that didn't stop Friday's Washington Times from writing a whole story on it. Here are some quotes:
"Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton has changed her coiffure, and her new 'do was introduced at a Washington labor rally yesterday. The blond locks are now drawn back from her face, revealing the serene brow and knowing smile of a goddess in pearls, with Palm Pilot."
"Doubtless, the change in hair demeanor will bring on the rustling of journalists, friends, foes, fans, handlers, TV producers, talk-show hosts, magazine editors, shampoo makers and nervous Democrats who wonder what it all means."
"Staffers are calling her hair a 'coin' style, according to online chronicler Matt Drudge - as if Mrs. Clinton were going to appear on a quarter any moment."
"This is not the first change in Mrs. Clinton's appearance - an event that draws as much media hubbub as Al Gore's earth tones. Hair and clothes appear to serve as a convenient, evocative gauge of life in the Clinton fast lane."
"Martha Garza, author of Bethesda swank salon Pria, said famous women who change their hairstyle have a message to share. Pulling the hair off the face means that a woman is ready to be open, that she's comfortable with herself. A style with hair over the face means she has something to hide."
Well, if that's true, then this hairstyle means nothing, because if there was ever a woman with anything to hide, it's Hillary.
Well, not quite. She has somthing bigger than his but it's not an American flag pin.
Read that snakes.
But I read in a good book not to throw my pearls before swine.
Harpy or succubus would be a better description.
The horse's ass looks better than Hillary by any account. Probably smells better too.
That's a Fact! A 'Wretched and Manipulative Senator' BUMP!
Body by Bartlett Pears, legs by Yamaha Pianos.
Didn't Marie Antoinette's head fall out of her wig?...
Oh yuck!
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