Islamic News Interrupted by Hardcore Porn

ananova ^ | 2nd September 2002

[jstone78]

Islamic news interrupted by hardcore porn

Viewers of Iran's Islamic News Network were shocked to find their broadcast interrupted by hardcore porn.

Residents watching the daily news in Hamedan, a province renowned for its religious fanaticism, were treated to a surprise three-minute clip of graphic sexual scenes.

The distribution of porn in Iran is punishable by execution.

"It was an immoral and dirty sex film - in fact it's the dirtiest thing I've ever seen," complained one viewer.

According to Tehran daily Jomhurieh Islami, the state-run News Network have confirmed the incident and are launching an investigation.

Story filed: 09:26 Monday 2nd September 2002

[jstone78]

The Moslems associate such dirt with American culture. Hollywood and Madison Avenue give America a bad name.

[Tijeras_Slim]

"Achmed! Is it really supposed to be that size?"

[Chad Fairbanks]

"It was an immoral and dirty sex film - in fact it's the dirtiest thing I've ever seen," complained one viewer.

Of course, it's all relative...

[Sangamon Kid]

"It was an immoral and dirty sex film - in fact it's the dirtiest thing I've ever seen," complained one viewer.

This one viewer better watch out before the authorities find out that this comment was a comparative judment...who knows how many other films this guy has seen.

[JediJones]

I think it was Mae West who said those who are easily shocked need to be shocked more often.

I suspect that the unparalleled sexual repression in Islam is intimately tied to terrorism. I believe these Saudi and other Islamic men come to our modern, evolved country, go to all our strip clubs, porn movies, etc. then come home to say what a decadent country we are. Because they're so repressed about their own natural desires, they need to project their guilt over what they want to do when they come here onto us. "Oh, going there wasn't MY fault, their evil country put it out there." After all, they are used to theocratic nanny states that tell them the moral thing for a state to do is to ban people from having a choice on all the personal moral questions they may encounter in their lives.

In conclusion, I think the more pornography we get onto Iranian TV, the closer we will be to winning the war on terror.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Exactly my point :0)

Busted! LOL

[FITZ]

Of course, it's all relative...

It's hard telling what it could have been since they think elbows and ankles are pornographic.

[tet68]

"It was an immoral and dirty sex film - in fact it's the dirtiest thing I've ever seen," complained one viewer.

By the will of Allah!
Then you admit to having watched this filth before!?
Well no I, er I mmmmmmmn nn nno NO!
Hang him.
No, wait, Stone him first, then hang him.
Say, I've got it! Stone him, hang him , then cut his b*lls off!
NO, NO, NO, can't you do anything right?
Cut his b*lls off, then stone him, then hang him!
Wow, I guess that's why you are the Imam and we are just dirt beneath your feet.
Right.What are you waiting for!

[The FRugitive]

See, not all porn is bad! LOL

[Chad Fairbanks]

Nah... this guy wouldn't bein trouble - they'll just gang-rape his wife or daughter as punishment for watching porn...

[HelgaHawk]

Well, well Akeem, now we know why I haven't had you firstborn.

[mewzilla]

I suggested a while back that we take over al Jazeera and broadcast Eminem's video Without Me 24/7 until Iran/Iraq/al Caeda surrenders. Don't think it would take long.

[isthisnickcool]

They don't like porn? Neither do I! Here is some porn and a picture Muslims celebrated all over the world.:

I don't want to see any more Muslim porn. No more 9/11's, no more women shot in the back of the head in stadiums, no more bombers in Israel killing innocent people.

[nravoter]

I suspect that the unparalleled sexual repression in Islam is intimately tied to terrorism.

Sort of like in 1984, where the government of Oceania frowned on sex not only to prevent the formation of relationships which might compromise loyalty to the state, but also to facilitate the state's effort to keep the population permanently stirred in a furor against Eastasia or Eurasia, which in turn blinded the population to the shortcomings of their own government.

Similarly, perhaps Islamic nations demand harsh laws (sharia) for their own people in part to keep them stirred up against "the Great Satan of the West", which helps keep the peoples' minds off of the idiocy of the leaders.

[Arkinsaw]

What do you want to bet that the birthrate for this region goes up in 9 months? I bet the odds are pretty good.

[Humidston]

BRAVO!!!!!

[Our man in washington]

"It was the filthiest thing I've ever seen Muhammed! An obvious deviant western prostitute with ankles, face, and even hair completely exposed was dancing around the mountains--by herself--singing some satanic invocation about the hills being alive with the sound of music..."

[sweetliberty]

For some reason, I find this story amusing. Wonder if their outrage was so great that they turned it off immediately, or if they stuck around to watch all three minutes.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Hmmm... so, what we should do is, bomb their power grids shortly after broadcasting porn... then, while they are all busy we just waltz in and take over... ;0)

[Teacher317]

Islamic porn, cont'd.