[tictoc]

An oldie but maybe still good for a laugh.

[Cicero]

If you see a book on a bookshelf with the title "The Yellow King" on its spine, DO NOT OPEN IT, or you will be lost forever. Cthulu is waiting.

[martin_fierro]

Cthulhu

Ghesundheit!

[egarvue]

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

Heh, its nice to see some other Lovecraft fans around. Funny article, I'm filing that away for future reading. Here is a link to a Random Lovecraft Story Generator, pretty funny as well. BTW, I have a 2 megabyte ZIP file that contains all of Lovecraft's stories, poems, and essays in .txt format; FReepmail me with your email address if you'd like a copy, and I'll send it to you.

[DainBramage]

The Stars Are Right

They're big and bright

Deep in the heart of Thlethlas

[vbmoneyspender]

Hastur, Hastur, Hastur. Now I've done it.

[Physicist]

"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu,
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu,
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu,
And Azathoth!"

(Sung to the tune of "Hava Nagila".)

[Snake65]

Maybe Bin Laden's brain is sitting in a steel cylinder and even now winging its way to Yuggoth.

~Snake (who has a Miskatonic University parking sticker fixed to the rear window of his car)

[Dead Corpse]

"Cthulhu for President! Why vote for the lesser of Two Evils?"

[Imal]

Of course, it all makes sense now! Bin Laden as a modern Alhazred, labouring tirelessly as a foul servant of monstrous, foetid, tentacled abominations from the nether abyss. Perhaps he is, in fact, none other than the crawling chaos Nyarlathotep himself. If so, then the best any of us can hope for is to descend into incurable, eternal, skull-wrenching madness.

Oh, the horrour!

Imal

There is that which man does not know,
And that which man may not know.
Confusing them leads to ruin.

-- The Codex of Imal rai Shakeen

[Mike Darancette]

The preceding was found among the tattered, ichor-soaked papers of Professor Ephraim Winthrop Clark, late Professor of Blasphemous & Unwholesome Astronomical, Oceanographic, and Ancient Semitic Studies of Kingsport Community College.

This is not what sane and balanced people know.

Aii Shub-Niggurath, Goat of a thousand young.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Osama's holy book was inspired by the same forces that brought forth the Necronomicon, so there could be something to this. ;)

[Terriergal]

Bin Laden is Sunni, I heard.

[Cleburne]

Yog-Sothoth>/I>

Oh yeah, that was Master Yoda's cousin that fell off of the Jedi Temple and into a time warp transporting him to the Pentagon. While he was in the Morbeamtreow Time Spasm he met Bert and recruited him to the cause.

[dyed_in_the_wool]

A boy has never wept or dashed a thousand kim.
Have to love The Illuminatus Trilogy. Might be the best sci-fi book ever written.

[Billthedrill]

Well, you notice you never see the two together...

[x]

Wrong sci-fi guy. Isaac Asimov may be the inspiration. Go here.

[swarthyguy]

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