[WyldKard]

It's very sad when it becomes almost impossible to tell the difference between The Onion and real news...

[weikel]

"From now on, anyone who wants extra cheese will have to sign a waiver clearing us of any and all culpability for health problems incurred as a result of excess cheese consumption,"

It'll happen.

[BlueLancer]

That's all well-and-good, but how about limits on the amount of Møøse as well!

Besides, how are you going to keep the Møøse from biting your sister, if you don't have cheese to decoy it with?

[Genesis defender]

I wish that "Pre-Limit Double Quarter Pounder" was real! That looks good!

[dfwgator]

Behold the power of cheese.

[KarlInOhio]

A throwback to the 1935 Käsegesetze of Nazi Germany and the lois de fromage issued in Vichy France in 1942. A sad day for our country.

[RANGERAIRBORNE]

I actually started to read this to co-workwers as a real story before I noticed that it was from "THE ONION"!

It is all too plausible- just think about how many headlines in our recent newspapers that a time-traveler from , say, 1960 would think were just bad jokes? (Example: "President Perjures Himself Over Oval Office Oral Sex with Intern").

[colorado tanker]

Mickey D's uses cheese? It looks like Velveeta. Is this a legitimate cheese thread?

[JediGirl]

roflmao

[FreedomAvatar]

I do like a bit of Gorgonzola, Gromit.

[blau993]

Fishheads, Fishheads, Fishheads, Fishheads

Fishheads, Fishheads, Fishheads,

Eat em up, YUM!