New Harry Potter Broomstick A Personal Vibrator For Kids?

So think we should email this to Trey Parker and Matt Stone? This should translate into a good joke about Cartman's mom wanting a Harry Potter broomstick.

64 posted on 09/02/2002 8:09:16 PM PDT by weikel

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To: weikel

So think we should email this to Trey Parker and Matt Stone? This should translate into a good joke about Cartman's mom wanting a Harry Potter broomstick.

Hahahaha, Great Idea. These guys get it!

65 posted on 09/03/2002 3:33:05 AM PDT by madfly

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I wonder how these daft excuses for mothers would react if someone would cut to the chase and just offer their daughters vibrating dildoes with the words "Harry Potter" stamped on them to replace the brooms?

"Well, I guess it's okay...It says Harry Potter on it".

66 posted on 09/03/2002 3:45:51 AM PDT by Wondervixen

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To: Sharif

We will make billions!

Actually, thats:

"We will make thousands!"

(Aide whispers in ear)

"Ummm, we will make millions!"

(Aide whispers in ear)

"Ummm, we will make billions!"

67 posted on 09/03/2002 9:09:27 PM PDT by Erasmus

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To: Erasmus

I have no time for your insolence!

68 posted on 09/04/2002 5:25:08 PM PDT by Sharif

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