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Exiled American King Triumphantly Returns To Washington
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| August 27, 2002
| The Onion
Posted on 08/28/2002 5:30:01 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Overtaxed
LOL!!
To: MeeknMing
Excellent, sire!
To: MeeknMing
LOL! Thanks for the heads up!
To: Constitution Day
Hmpf. I had it wrong all this time : I always thought it was EMPEROR William.....
To: MeeknMing
Thanks BUMP!
To: Overtaxed
". Maybe we should see if "King William IV" is really a king by asking him what the difference between an African and European swallow is"Uhhhh....from All the Sordid Details we Didn't Want to Know about Bubba's term as Philanderer in Chief.....Wee Willy has no experience in identifying ANY type of "swallow."
To: cake_crumb
AAAAHHHHHHHHH!
To: Overtaxed
How can you tell that he's The King?
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posted on
08/28/2002 10:20:50 AM PDT
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tracer
To: tracer
Ooops. Asked and answered......
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posted on
08/28/2002 10:21:37 AM PDT
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tracer
To: tracer
Rats! You mean I can't post it again? Ni!
To: Overtaxed
LOL
To: Overtaxed
No, due to the violence inherent in The System..........
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08/28/2002 10:36:01 AM PDT
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tracer
To: tracer
You saw him oppressing me! That's what I'm on about!
To: philman_36
Of course not, she's a "Lady in Waiting"Yep, waiting to for the executioner, no doubt. That is what kings did to their rivals, no?
To: Dick Bachert
“How to Enjoy The Inquisition” by Father Torquemada
“You Get My Point?” by Vlad the Impaler
“Guillotine Maintenance and Repair” by Citizen Robespierre Three of their more recent offerings are “PeeWee Herman’s Movie Guide,” “Gary Condit’s Guide to Picking Up Chicks” and “Compared to Us, Ponzi Was a Freakin’ Choirboy” co-authored by Gary Winnick, Ken Lay and Terry McAuliffe.
All available in a dumpster or landfill near you!
Ok wiseguy, thanks to you I'm gonna have to start putting on my Depends before signing on to FR!
PIMP (literally)
Carlos
To: Constitution Day
I was hoping for a nice relaxing three day weekend.
Everyone meet me at Lexington Green at 8:00 AM Friday if I can get a flight out with my toys.
It shouldn't take more than a couple of days to put King Willy's head on a stick.
To: Shooter 2.5
Count me in!
To: Don Carlos
Don,
Sorry for the mess -- but glad you found the humor in them. :-))
To: Constitution Day
There's a fight going on one of the other threads so I had to come back and read this one again. Thanks for the smiles.
I know a guy who worked communications for the Navy Seals and he's pretty serious. We were in a mall having lunch with a group of gun guys and he started to do the Black Knight scene right in the middle of the mall. He was so carried away that he started to pretend to do the sword swings. He almost drew a crowd but it was mostly people scurrying away in fright.
I couldn't stop laughing from the reaction of the shoppers and he thought I was laughing about his antics. Thanks again.
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