[eleni121]

Trolling for gifts and self promotion is tacky and beneath most on this list...except maybe for you.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Trolling for gifts and self promotion is tacky and beneath most on this list...except maybe for you.

Spoken like a heaving tank of a helplessly single woman who's way past the age of menopause and has to shave the guitar-string-thick whiskers off her face every morning. If you hold your arms above your head in a gentle breeze, does the flab hanging from your upper arms ripple like a flag? Is your bathroom sink full of hair? Exactly how many cats do you have in your filthy one bedroom apartment? How many volts does it take to power the "boyfriend" you keep in the drawer of your nightstand?

Does it make you feel really cool when you piss all over someone else's parade?

Wipe your ass, pull up your pants, and go ruin someone else's thread.

[JediGirl]

Chris and I are quite enjoying the things people are buying us. We've had about £80 spent on us and it's extremely appreciated and we are thankful to the people who got us those gifts.

If they didn't want to get us anything, chances are, they wouldn't have.

You stick that in your pipe, smoke it, and feck out of my life.