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35 Things Not to Say to a Cop!
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Posted on 08/25/2002 8:17:12 AM PDT by KLT
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Some people have such sick minds!
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posted on
08/25/2002 8:17:12 AM PDT
by
KLT
To: KLT
36. Make it snappy, Fatso, I'm in a hurry!
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posted on
08/25/2002 8:21:32 AM PDT
by
gorush
To: Grampa Dave; kristinn; tgslTakoma; staytrue; Angelwood; Gore_ War_ Vet; George Frm Br00klyn Park; ..
Ping Y'all
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posted on
08/25/2002 8:25:28 AM PDT
by
KLT
To: KLT
I saw #7 on a bumper sticker once. Hope that guy never gets caught speeding :)
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posted on
08/25/2002 8:25:31 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
To: KLT
I got ticketed for careless operation after my car fishtailed during heavy rain and hit a guard rail. No other cars were involved in the accident luckily.
After the fact about 30 minutes later a STate Trooper shows up and surveys the scene. He then writes up a ticket for me and as he hands it to me then asks the important question...."what happened?"
Prick.
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posted on
08/25/2002 8:34:21 AM PDT
by
Bogey78O
To: KLT
Hahahahaha!
To: KLT
37. THAT's what these things cost?? Man, I'm glad I don't make YOUR salary!
To: KLT
38. That a Glock?? Couldn't learn to shoot anything more complicated, huh?
To: PatrioticAmerican
#38 "I'm a woman with PMS and I've got a gun!"
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posted on
08/25/2002 9:12:11 AM PDT
by
dcwusmc
To: KLT
39. I've put on a few pounds. Where did you get that vest for your beer gut?
40. I've been cruising for the best whore house in town, where's your favorite?
41. Of course I was speeding, ya had to work at catching up, didn't ya?
42. How fast was I going? Well, now, if YOU don't know, then I guess it must have been a bit under the limit. Sorry I was going so slow officer.
43. My phone number? Whoa, there, fella. We just met!
To: KLT
40. You've got a gun and a badge...I've got a gun and a badge. But how many kids do you have in your trunk?
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posted on
08/25/2002 9:17:13 AM PDT
by
Bogey78O
To: KLT
"Do I know how fast I was going? Hey, you're the state fascist with the radar gun, you tell me!"
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posted on
08/25/2002 9:19:38 AM PDT
by
NapaCA
To: PatrioticAmerican
44. "Don't mess with me, cop; I'm nasty when I'm drunk."
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posted on
08/25/2002 9:20:48 AM PDT
by
Dratlatl
To: Dratlatl
hehe.
45. Would ya mind wiping your mouth, you're getting donut crumbs on my ticket?
To: KLT
The Freeper's favorite:
46. Hold muh beer.
To: KLT
Form another site...
47. Help, Help, im being repressed!!!
48. Draw! Only kiddi...
49. No searching, ok? My wife hates it when people see all these beer cans in the car
50. "Does anyone else smell baccon?"
51. See the Stop sign? I don't believe everything I read.
52. blow me
53. You guys really enforce that stupid law?
54. I'm reaching for my wallet. Don't shoot me 41 times.
55. He asks "Know why I pulled you over?" You say "Know why I ran that light?"
To: KLT
56. You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
57. Hey, man, you want a hit?
58. Met your quota? Happy now?
59. Pretend you are gay and ask him out. When he says no, cry.
60. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
61. Act like you are retarded.
To: PatrioticAmerican
56. I'm not driving too fast, I'm just flying too low.
To: KLT
A cop pulls you over.
Cop says: You drinkin'?
You say: You buyin'?
To: Momaw Nadon
The shirtless, mullified trailer-trash when pulled over was quoted as saying "Huhhhhh?" -and- "I didn't know the speed limit was NOT 95 MPH."
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posted on
08/25/2002 9:50:21 AM PDT
by
Force12
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