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35 Things Not to Say to a Cop!
StrangeCosmos.com ^ | 8-25-02 | Strange Cosmos

Posted on 08/25/2002 8:17:12 AM PDT by KLT

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Some people have such sick minds!
1 posted on 08/25/2002 8:17:12 AM PDT by KLT
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36. Make it snappy, Fatso, I'm in a hurry!
2 posted on 08/25/2002 8:21:32 AM PDT by gorush
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Ping Y'all
3 posted on 08/25/2002 8:25:28 AM PDT by KLT
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I saw #7 on a bumper sticker once. Hope that guy never gets caught speeding :)
4 posted on 08/25/2002 8:25:31 AM PDT by mewzilla
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I got ticketed for careless operation after my car fishtailed during heavy rain and hit a guard rail. No other cars were involved in the accident luckily.

After the fact about 30 minutes later a STate Trooper shows up and surveys the scene. He then writes up a ticket for me and as he hands it to me then asks the important question...."what happened?"

Prick.
5 posted on 08/25/2002 8:34:21 AM PDT by Bogey78O
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Hahahahaha!
6 posted on 08/25/2002 8:45:15 AM PDT by TheLurkerX
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37. THAT's what these things cost?? Man, I'm glad I don't make YOUR salary!
7 posted on 08/25/2002 9:08:32 AM PDT by PatrioticAmerican
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38. That a Glock?? Couldn't learn to shoot anything more complicated, huh?
8 posted on 08/25/2002 9:09:18 AM PDT by PatrioticAmerican
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#38 "I'm a woman with PMS and I've got a gun!"
9 posted on 08/25/2002 9:12:11 AM PDT by dcwusmc
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39. I've put on a few pounds. Where did you get that vest for your beer gut?

40. I've been cruising for the best whore house in town, where's your favorite?

41. Of course I was speeding, ya had to work at catching up, didn't ya?

42. How fast was I going? Well, now, if YOU don't know, then I guess it must have been a bit under the limit. Sorry I was going so slow officer.

43. My phone number? Whoa, there, fella. We just met!

10 posted on 08/25/2002 9:15:41 AM PDT by PatrioticAmerican
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40. You've got a gun and a badge...I've got a gun and a badge. But how many kids do you have in your trunk?
11 posted on 08/25/2002 9:17:13 AM PDT by Bogey78O
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"Do I know how fast I was going? Hey, you're the state fascist with the radar gun, you tell me!"
12 posted on 08/25/2002 9:19:38 AM PDT by NapaCA
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44. "Don't mess with me, cop; I'm nasty when I'm drunk."
13 posted on 08/25/2002 9:20:48 AM PDT by Dratlatl
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hehe.

45. Would ya mind wiping your mouth, you're getting donut crumbs on my ticket?

14 posted on 08/25/2002 9:22:37 AM PDT by PatrioticAmerican
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The Freeper's favorite:

46. Hold muh beer.

15 posted on 08/25/2002 9:28:28 AM PDT by PatrioticAmerican
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Form another site...

47. Help, Help, im being repressed!!!

48. Draw! Only kiddi...

49. No searching, ok? My wife hates it when people see all these beer cans in the car

50. "Does anyone else smell baccon?"

51. See the Stop sign? I don't believe everything I read.

52. blow me

53. You guys really enforce that stupid law?

54. I'm reaching for my wallet. Don't shoot me 41 times.

55. He asks "Know why I pulled you over?" You say "Know why I ran that light?"
16 posted on 08/25/2002 9:33:56 AM PDT by PatrioticAmerican
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56. You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

57. Hey, man, you want a hit?

58. Met your quota? Happy now?

59. Pretend you are gay and ask him out. When he says no, cry.

60. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.

61. Act like you are retarded.
17 posted on 08/25/2002 9:40:57 AM PDT by PatrioticAmerican
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56. I'm not driving too fast, I'm just flying too low.
18 posted on 08/25/2002 9:41:36 AM PDT by MichiganMan
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A cop pulls you over.

Cop says: You drinkin'?

You say: You buyin'?

19 posted on 08/25/2002 9:41:58 AM PDT by Momaw Nadon
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The shirtless, mullified trailer-trash when pulled over was quoted as saying "Huhhhhh?" -and- "I didn't know the speed limit was NOT 95 MPH."
20 posted on 08/25/2002 9:50:21 AM PDT by Force12
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