[PatrioticAmerican]

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47. Help, Help, im being repressed!!!

48. Draw! Only kiddi...

49. No searching, ok? My wife hates it when people see all these beer cans in the car

50. "Does anyone else smell baccon?"

51. See the Stop sign? I don't believe everything I read.

52. blow me

53. You guys really enforce that stupid law?

54. I'm reaching for my wallet. Don't shoot me 41 times.

55. He asks "Know why I pulled you over?" You say "Know why I ran that light?"

[MichiganMan]

56. I'm not driving too fast, I'm just flying too low.