39. I've put on a few pounds. Where did you get that vest for your beer gut?
40. I've been cruising for the best whore house in town, where's your favorite?
41. Of course I was speeding, ya had to work at catching up, didn't ya?
42. How fast was I going? Well, now, if YOU don't know, then I guess it must have been a bit under the limit. Sorry I was going so slow officer.
43. My phone number? Whoa, there, fella. We just met!
44. "Don't mess with me, cop; I'm nasty when I'm drunk."
Hey, # 42 really happened with me. I was on probation for 30 days for another traffic violation and was driving to San Antonio in my mustang convertable. It was in and out of work zones. There was a cop in the right lane. I had no idea what the speed limit was and was not going to pass him. He kept slowing. At about 40 I pulled behind him. He stopped me and asked me what the speed limit was. I told him I had no idea but I figured if anyone should know he should. He laughed and looked at my car like what a waste and shook his head and told me to keep up or stay out of the fast lane and drove off.
Here is a Freeper who knows what to say....OMG...how many times have you been in lockup....LOL