[Doctor Stochastic]

An Even More Rivetting (British spelling) Conspiracy would be to claim that the hull plates were joined improperly.

[Southack]

"An Even More Rivetting (British spelling) Conspiracy would be to claim that the hull plates were joined improperly."

You mean, Why does my knife chop up ice cubes instead of the ice cubes / ice bergs scraping open the Titanic's steel hull??