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DFU SONG: Surrender (that's what the French would do) 8-21-02
DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 08/21/2002 5:29:30 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - SURRENDER

As we make our preparations
To defend this righteous nation
So-called friends, the French, are hiding
Well, that's no surprise at all

It's okay, 'cause they'd surrender
They are not the best defenders
History has shown us clearly
They would surely drop the ball

Why are Frenchmen so pathetic
Is it something that's genetic?
If it looks like there is trouble
It's their mommy they will call

A white flag gets raised right away
There will be no delay
Their tail's between their legs
What can we say

As we save civilization
Just where is that useless nation
So-called friends, the French, are hiding
Well, that's no surprise at all

It's okay, 'cause they'd surrender
They are not the best defenders
History has shown us clearly
They would surely drop the ball

Why are Frenchmen so pathetic
Is it something that's genetic?
If it looks like there is trouble
It's their mommy they will call

A white flag gets raised right away
There will be no delay
Their tail's between their legs
What can we say


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: callmommy; cheese; frenchbreadisfine; frenchkissisgood; nobackbone; nodeodorant; wine
I think I missed an opportunity to do a week of Elvis songs.
1 posted on 08/21/2002 5:29:30 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

"Sacre bleu! Joost hew eez zis Doog frum Oopland, end why eez he ratting sawngs ehbowt moi?"

2 posted on 08/21/2002 5:33:27 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
Another winner, Paul.
3 posted on 08/21/2002 5:40:01 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: whoever; buffyt; demnomo; dutchess; Looking4Truth; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan
Ping list.
4 posted on 08/21/2002 6:26:15 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: Paul Atreides
That surrender monkey is missing his cheese!
5 posted on 08/22/2002 9:22:57 AM PDT by rockfish59
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To: rockfish59
Look behind him. ;-)
6 posted on 08/22/2002 1:19:14 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
Jeez, if it was a snake, I'd be dead! =^)
7 posted on 08/22/2002 7:43:07 PM PDT by rockfish59
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To: Paul Atreides
Well, Paul. We nailed them back in August.
8 posted on 02/20/2003 9:49:26 PM PST by doug from upland (May the Clintons be shackled in orange jumpsuits and share a 6 x 9 cell equipped with an RNC webcam.)
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