Posted on 08/21/2002 5:29:30 PM PDT by doug from upland
As we make our preparations
To defend this righteous nation
So-called friends, the French, are hiding
Well, that's no surprise at all
It's okay, 'cause they'd surrender
They are not the best defenders
History has shown us clearly
They would surely drop the ball
Why are Frenchmen so pathetic
Is it something that's genetic?
If it looks like there is trouble
It's their mommy they will call
A white flag gets raised right away
There will be no delay
Their tail's between their legs
What can we say
As we save civilization
Just where is that useless nation
So-called friends, the French, are hiding
Well, that's no surprise at all
It's okay, 'cause they'd surrender
They are not the best defenders
History has shown us clearly
They would surely drop the ball
Why are Frenchmen so pathetic
Is it something that's genetic?
If it looks like there is trouble
It's their mommy they will call
A white flag gets raised right away
There will be no delay
Their tail's between their legs
What can we say
"Sacre bleu! Joost hew eez zis Doog frum Oopland, end why eez he ratting sawngs ehbowt moi?"
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