Posted on 08/21/2002 8:08:52 AM PDT by doug from upland
NOTE: re-written to reflect the switch from NBC to CBS
MIDI - BROTHER LOVE'S TRAVELING SALVATION SHOW
It's late at night and you just cannot sleep even 'though you are trying your best
With your remote you start flipping through channels and finally you choose CBS
Girls come on the stage…they do a sexy dance
Then you see the host dropping down his pants
It's Bill…it is Bill…it's Billy Boy's X-rated Sinkmaster Show
First, he starts lying then DNA's flying…man, wouldn't you know
The crowd is aglow…Sinkmaster's Show
Then, Mel Reynolds comes in…oh, look, Marion Barry and Condit and Teddy come too
Jesse and Dodd and a gloved one who looks like he came from an alien zoo
Girls come on the stage…they do a sexy dance
Then you see the host dropping down his pants
It's Bill…it is Bill…it's Billy Boy's X-rated Sinkmaster Show
First, he starts lying then DNA's flying…man, wouldn't you know
The crowd is aglow…Sinkmaster's Show
He's a rapist…and a great escapist
What a liar…with his pants on fire
For aborting…loves his cocaine snorting
What a traitor…super masturbater
Stalks young girls…who are still in curls
Girls come on the stage…what a sexy dance
Then you see the host dropping down his pants
Willy! Willy! Willy! Willy!
Willy! Willy! Willy! Willy!
Bill…it is Bill…it's Billy Boy's X-rated Sinkmaster Show
First, he starts lying then DNA's flying…man, wouldn't you know
The crowd is aglow…Sinkmaster's Show
What a legacy he will leave
Nuke 'em, Danno!
About 4-8 ounces of orange juice depending on taste and thickness desired
6 overflowing tablespoons of Dannon fat-free vanilla yogurt
1 banana
1 apple
1 scoop of SlimFast vanilla powder
1 scoop of soy powder (if you desire)
8-12 frozen strawberries
1 cup of frozen blueberries (Trader Joe's)
Note: use fresh fruit if you like, but you'll then have to add a few ice cubes to make it cold enough. A little pineapple can also be added, although I don't add that since Mrs. DFU is not a particular fan of pineapple in her smoothie.
I thought it was going to be "Lady in Black", but it oozed into unfamiliar territory.......but Batavia tried anyhow!
For the Blue Album.
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