[Sungirl]

Jeez..if I were his girlfriend, I'd change my name and move out of the country too.

[colorado tanker]

Does this guy know Dick Morris?

[Samwise]

Some things just boggle the mind.

[apillar]

There is a joke in here I just know it:

How about:

The bad news was eating him up...

I guess he toed the line for too long...

This display of emotion was in bad taste...

A little toe goes a long ways...

It's a shame, he's usually a real cut up...

Oh I could go on and on....

[lds23]

7 years for stealing cars? That's shocking!

[Ken H]

What's the big deal?

Lots of people chow down on toe-fu.

[GSWarrior]

The toes knows.

[amused]

One of the consequences of his actions are that Neculai no longer can lead fellow prisoners in the rousing game of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".

[Icthus]

Hmmmm....I wonder if they taste like chicken? ;o)

[boris]

Vincent van Gogh, call your office!

There was a fellow here in the Antelope Valley outside L.A. who was accosting women in the street. He convinced a few that he was a student of podiatry, got them to remove their shoes and then sucked their toes.

A local wit wrote a poem, which I have mostly forgotten, but the first lines remain in my memory:

"I get no excitement from toes;
I have no desire to suck those..."

--Boris

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer while I eat muh toes..."

Brings new meaning to foot-in-mouth disease...

[Sword_of_Gideon]

Wow....I guess love does hurt!

[<1/1,000,000th%]

This isn't some kind of new vegetarian thing, is it?

[Kenton]

Dear Neculai -

I can't understand why this woman dumped you, you sound like quite a catch! [roflmao]

[ALinArleta]

I,ll bet he can only count to 18.