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To: Paul Atreides
Didn't they also change the Green Lantern from a white guy into a black guy?

The premise was that the old Green Lantern retired and his young "ward" (wink, wink) replaced him. And we know who else has a "ward".

How straight can a guy be who goes around in leotards and an opera cape? Is flying though the air without wings a subtle hint of being "light in the loafers"? It seems to me all these so-called "superheroes" are a bit lavender.

Lois loves Superman. He saves her from the bad guys, but he never even asked her for a date. Why do you suppose that is?

36 posted on 08/13/2002 8:00:28 PM PDT by Salman
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To: Salman
"Lois loves Superman. He saves her from the bad guys, but he never even asked her for a date. Why do you suppose that is?"

Not the reason you think. Actually, the physical act of "making love" would probably result in Lois's rather quick demise. Remember that at the moment of climax, Superman would temporarily lose control of himself. Superhuman "thrusting behaviour" would be more than a mortal female could survive. This is why Superman is a virgin. parsy who actually thinks about stuff like this.
39 posted on 08/13/2002 8:06:43 PM PDT by parsifal
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To: Salman
You gays are making me mad. Mainly because you don't know what you're talking about. It makes me wonder how many know-it-all comments here on FR are totally uninformed. A lot probably.

"Didn't they also change the Green Lantern from a white guy into a black guy?" The premise was that the old Green Lantern retired and his young "ward" (wink, wink) replaced him. And we know who else has a "ward".

There have been six different Green Lanterns from earth (usually at least two or three at a time) and one of them is black (John Stewart). They picked Stewart to be on the new Justice League cartoon because they wanted a black, and they wanted to try a different spin on him. Stewart was NEVER a "ward."

How straight can a guy be who goes around in leotards and an opera cape? Is flying though the air without wings a subtle hint of being "light in the loafers"? It seems to me all these so-called "superheroes" are a bit lavender.

Trust me, if they were, most readers wouldn't touch them.

Lois loves Superman. He saves her from the bad guys, but he never even asked her for a date. Why do you suppose that is?

Lois and Superman are married. My biggest problem with comics these days are they are too sexual. Aquaman and Green Arrow have illegitmate kids, for pete's sake. Even Aqualad, Aquaman's "ward" had to get married.

48 posted on 08/13/2002 9:03:03 PM PDT by far sider
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