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To: Salman
"Lois loves Superman. He saves her from the bad guys, but he never even asked her for a date. Why do you suppose that is?"

Not the reason you think. Actually, the physical act of "making love" would probably result in Lois's rather quick demise. Remember that at the moment of climax, Superman would temporarily lose control of himself. Superhuman "thrusting behaviour" would be more than a mortal female could survive. This is why Superman is a virgin. parsy who actually thinks about stuff like this.
39 posted on 08/13/2002 8:06:43 PM PDT by parsifal
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To: parsifal; Salman
"Lois loves Superman. He saves her from the bad guys, but he never even asked her for a date. Why do you suppose that is?"

Not the reason you think. Actually, the physical act of "making love" would probably result in Lois's rather quick demise. Remember that at the moment of climax, Superman would temporarily lose control of himself. Superhuman "thrusting behaviour" would be more than a mortal female could survive. This is why Superman is a virgin. parsy who actually thinks about stuff like this.

Uh, first of all, Superman is MARRIED to Lois Lane these days. Has been since, I think, 1992.

40 posted on 08/13/2002 8:10:00 PM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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