[Grampa Dave]

I would like to grill him and his POS Green Jihadist Nazis, but not to eat.

Just strap them to trees in the way of the blazes and let them hug the trees and chant "Fire is God! Fire is Good! Fire is Great!" as it crowns out and cinderizes these worthless POS's!

You consider Spotted Owl to be Turf! We consider Bambi, his mother, aunt and all male relatives to be Turf. Spotted Owl is Wings from Heaven on a Grill!

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

I used to be afraid of eating spotted owl. I was told the reason it is spotted is because its diseased. I've gotten over that now.