[Hillary] Clinton wants Texas invite to lobby for trade center funds

ass ^ | 8-8-02 | SHANNON McCAFFREY

[Deguello]

I don't think that anyone would look forward for her to come to our state.

When she (err...husband) was president, she would periodically come into Dallas to have her hair done. From the time she landed at Love Field to when she arrived to the hair shop, ALL highways in Dallas would be shut down and everyone in Dallas county would be sitting in their vehicles for up to 30 minutes before the normal traffic mess would resume.

It was a common question here as to why the police were blocking 635 and 35, "because the queen is in town to have her hair done". "Oh, has it been a month already?"

[hoosierpearl]

She said she was willing to put on a pair of gloves, but she didn't say anything about working. She said the people she was bringing with her would be glad to help out. Typical Clinton, all show no effort or work. But she'll bring along someone else to do the work.

[Marysecretary]

Too little, too late, Hilliary! Go back to Arkansas and to your little doublewide on a slab. America doesn't need you!

[Mo1]

Trouble is Hilliary the Heffer may just get branded by accident.

[Kathleen]

Of course the queen would never deign to dirty her own lily-white hands. That's what her subjects are for.

[glorgau]

The White House should just post a note saying that the President thinks it more appropriate to talk to the Senior rather than the Junior Senator from New York.

[Miss Marple]

Call Ari immediately!! That is the best line I have heard, very smooth, and no confrontation! W should invite Chuckie Schumer down, and discuss things with him. HA!

[P7M13]

I think President Bush should meet with the junior senator from New York in her home state. Arkansas. Maybe Web Hubbel can host the meeting.

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[TrappedInLiberalHell]

To contrast the opposing mindsets of President Bush and Hillary: One enjoys cutting down brush. The other enjoys tearing down Bush.

[quark]

"Trouble is Hilliary the Heffer may just get branded by accident."

What do the letters 'G-W-B' on the bradning iron stand for? If applied to Hellery's steatopygic backside, perhaps 'Great-White-Beast?'

[quark]

bradning = branding

[vikingchick]

LOL!!

[mass55th]

Well Hillary, if you and your husband had done more to fight terrorism when you had the chance, 9/11 might not have happened, and there wouldn't be any reason for you to be introducing a Bill of this nature. Isn't it just like the Clintons to think they have all the answers, especially when the answers are to problems they themselves created.

[Selara]

She said she was willing to put on a pair of gloves, but she didn't say anything about working. She said the people she was bringing with her would be glad to help out. Typical Clinton, all show no effort or work. But she'll bring along someone else to do the work.

WOW...but of course. I salute your superior ability in interpreting Clintonspeak!

[onedoug]

'...the gays I bring with me....'

[SGCOS]

This bitch has chutzpah, make no mistake.

Two months ago, she practically accused Dubya of knowing about the WTC attacks and not doing anything...

This week she's looking for face time in front of the photographers, hoping the true presidential qualities of Dubya might rub off on her sorry ass, something she never got when dick head was in office.

[eureka!]

"Photo-op in Crawford........but news-byte NOW. I'm betting we see more and more of this from Hillary. ANYTHING to keep her name in the news."

Yep. W's vacation has been planned/scripted for a while and the grifter 97 just now wants an audience. What a transparent POS she is...

[primeval patriot]

As someone who's cleared many an acre of brush in East Texas, mabye I can help W. put together a work itinerary for the skank.

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0500: Roll out of the rack, no need to shower (It'll take time away from all that work to be done.)

0505: Fix W's breakfast: Sausage, eggs and coffee. Pack lunch: Leftover pork ribs.

0530: Feed dogs.

0540: Walk 75 yards to barn.

0545: Start tractor, attach trailer to haul equipment.

0555: Load trailer with shovels, axes, chainsaw, hand-saw, toolbox, chains, extra fuel and ice-water.

0600: Drive tractor to back forty.

0610: Start clearing brush.

1200: Temperature reaches 100 degrees, jump in cattle tank to cool off.

1210: Eat lunch.

1230: Re-string 40 yards of barbed-wire knocked down after Hillary fells tree on fence.

1330: Continue brush clearing, stump pulling and tree cutting.

1530: At 105 degrees and eight hours of physical labor, Hillary's fat ankles begin to swell. Hillary passes out.

1535: Throw Hillary in cattle tank to revive. (Time may vary, depending upon how long it takes to haul her fat *ss to tank)

1540: Continue brush clearing, stump pulling and tree cutting.

1730: Finish clearing brush, load gear back into trailer.

1740: Drop off trailer at barn. Unload, clean, refuel and store brush clearing equipment.

1800: Three hours of sunlight left, temperature drops to a cool 95 degrees. Attach brush-hog to tractor.

1805 - 2000: Mow three acres immediately surrounding ranch-house.

2000: Wash and refuel tractor.

2015: Haul charcoal to grill and cook W.'s supper.

2100: Eat supper while discussing the virtue of hard physical labor.

2130 - 2145: Take a break and wait for W. and the First Lady as they take their evening walk.

2145 - 2150: Meeting with W.

2150 - 2200: Scrub accumulated dirt, ticks and chiggers from body.

2200 - 0500: Toss and turn thinking about earning another days audience with the President.

[cousair]

Anyone notice how loud she has become?

[cousair]

Anyone notice how loud she has become?