[Joe Hadenuf]

Louisiana does have the best food.

OK, next time I feel like a good snack, I'll head to Louisiana....

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Nope, snack won't do it. Starve yourself down to 30 pounds under your ideal weight and get your cholesterol down to about 10 -- lots of good California Cabernet should help with the latter.

You'll come back 30 pounds over weight and with a cholesterol level in the 300s. There's nothing to eat down there that doesn't have at least a cube of butter per serving (except the red beans and rice, and if you eat that too much no woman will get within a mile of you).