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The Traficant Zone (Featuring Rod Serling)
Laissez Faire Electronic Times ^
| August 12, 2002
| P.J. Gladnick
Posted on 08/07/2002 12:35:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
thanks. i enjoyed every sacreligious moment of it! (heretically speaking, of course!)
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posted on
08/07/2002 7:23:32 PM PDT
by
mlocher
To: PJ-Comix
ROTFL!
If only this could come true!
Do, do do do.
To: Catspaw; Reactionary; VA Advogado; lideric; BillinDenver; Confederate Keyester; HAL9000; ...
FYI
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posted on
08/08/2002 4:37:55 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: carenot
ALL the major newspapers in Ohio have received this article today. Hee! Hee!
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posted on
08/08/2002 6:13:40 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
Good job!
Here's a bump.
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posted on
08/08/2002 6:24:09 AM PDT
by
carenot
To: carenot
Gracias!
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posted on
08/08/2002 7:24:39 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
I see that
Clement Vallandigham (a former House member who had been exiled to the Confederacy by Lincoln) was allowed to run for governor of Ohio in 1863, even though he was then in the Confederacy. Has Ohio law changed since then?
To: aristeides; PJ-Comix
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posted on
08/08/2002 8:42:07 AM PDT
by
carenot
To: PJ-Comix
I approve.
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posted on
08/08/2002 11:52:36 AM PDT
by
Plummz
To: Plummz
Thanx. But your price of admission to enter the Traficant Zone is to vote
HERE.
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posted on
08/08/2002 12:00:31 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: adolfus34
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posted on
08/13/2002 4:37:59 AM PDT
by
RFP
To: PhilDragoo; PJ-Comix
...and here's the theme song for this Traficant Zone episode:
Hiawatha didn't bother too much
'Bout Minnie Ha-Ha and her tender touch
Till she took him to the silver stream
Then she whispered words like he had never heard
That made him all shudder inside when she said
Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man
Wam bam bam, gonna get you if I can
Wig-wam bam, wanna make you understand
Try a little touch, try a little too much
Just try a little wig-wam bam
Running Bear never cared enough
About Little White Dove and her tender love
Till she took him to the silver stream
She told him all about what he couldn't live without
And made him all weak inside when she said
Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man
Wam bam bam, gonna get you if I can
Wig-wam bam, wanna make you understand
Try a little touch, try a little too much
Just try a little Wig-wam bam
Wig-wam bam sham-a-lam
Wam bam bam sham-a-lam
Wig-wam bam sham-a-lam
Wam bam bam sham-a-lam
Hiawatha didn't bother too much
About Minnie Ha-Ha and her tender touch
Till she took him to the silver stream
Then she whispered words like he'd never heard
That made him all shudder inside when she said
Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man
Wam bam bam, gonna get you if I can
Wig-wam bam, wanna make you understand
Try a little touch, try a little too much
Just try a little wig-wam bam, and she said
Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man...
lyrics by Sweet, circa 1972
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posted on
08/13/2002 4:51:10 AM PDT
by
RFP
To: PJ-Comix
It never occurred to me that it was the wig!
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posted on
08/13/2002 4:54:16 AM PDT
by
6ppc
To: RFP
What is the tune to that song?
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posted on
08/13/2002 4:58:56 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: It'salmosttolate
Sometimes parody, such as this one does have an effect on real life. Take a look at this new
STORY just out about Judge Wells recusing herself from a similar case. I sent this "Traficant Zone" article to all the major newspapers in Ohio. I knew they wouldn't publish it because of its length but I also knew the newsroom types would e-mail it all over the place. Apparently Judge Wells got wind of it (as I planned) and now she is doing some MAJOR BACKTRACKING. What's the matter, Judge Wells? Did I hurt your feelings by turning you into a LAUGHINGTOCK?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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posted on
08/15/2002 7:16:30 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
I know this is hard to imagine but listening to you on FR radio I saw the light bulb go off while talking to AnnaZ.
Haven't looked at the addition to the thd yet but I know it will be a classic.
To: It'salmosttolate
This parody went online last Wednesday. I sent the story to the major Ohio newspapers last Thursday morning. On Friday, Judge Wells RECUSES herself from the Detore case for the VERY SAME reasons discussed in the parody (conflict of interest with husband's business). Coincidence or not? You be the judge (as long as it isn't the corrupt Judge Wells).
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posted on
08/15/2002 7:53:33 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
Very funny too.
To: philman_36
Very funny too. Judge Wells and Craig Morford didn't think it was so funny when they read it. Hee! Hee!
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posted on
08/26/2002 3:44:14 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
What is the tune to that song?I think someone said "Diamonds in the Sky"
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posted on
08/26/2002 3:55:50 AM PDT
by
Gramps
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