Oh no, not Nostrilitis! Whew, all the more reason it's good Dingell won.
Try the medical term for nostrals, or nose holes. It's nares. Pronounce it out, slow, and with a nasal tone, it becomes...Narrrreees! This totally fits the discription of the nares on our favorite congressmen Waxonyourmannsbutt. Big....Great Big...nares!
Got to love those narrreees!