[McLynnan]

LOL! Not sure if he's here yet. The fighter jets have begun their flyovers so if he's not here now, he will be soon. Haven't seen the helicopter escort so far. Too darned hot to go outside.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Too darned hot to go outside.

But it ain't even hit 100!

If you get a chance, badger those idiot reports about global warming. Remind them about how unusually cool its been down here(hehehe), that right now it looks like for only the 3rd time since records have been kept, Dallas won't reach 100 this year. Global cooling, obviously.