Gore, the Messiah

SF Chronicle ^ | 8-6-02 | Debra J. Saunders

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Al Gore's editorial:  For the benefit of the many or the few?

[Jagdgewehr]

His messiah complex is so overblown that some day you may see him on Pennsylvania Avenue shouting, "Soylent Green is people."

Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people!

[joyful1]

Gosh, wouldn't it be fun if the Dems nominated him to run against W? Maybe we would laugh our way our of recession.

[monocle]

The Truth. And praise be to Al Gore, the Truth Teller.

Gore's stiff manner, fugitive glances and profuse sweating when speaking are the result of his fear of speaking the truth.

[KSCITYBOY]

Didn't ALgore take a job with a investment firm about six months ago... What did al know and when did he know it.

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Al Gore has body odor.

[johnny7]

Gore walks like he's wearing 2x4 splints on his legs and one driven up his arse.

The dems are praying he stumbles early and wanders away... forever.

The dems want Kerry or Edwards, but if they can't generate any interest, the dems will go to the bench.

They have a hermaphrodite who throws a mean ash tray and spits acid.

[mombonn]

because he's a happy warrior

Hubert Humphrew would not be amused at the comparison.

[Dante3]

While Clinton was a total scumbag, his only concern being with what was good for him (while he refused to fight for his own country he's willing to die for Isreal?! Yeah, right!), Gore is the totally weird one. He and McCain might make some people believe in aliens from outer space. (A while back there was an article in one of the tabloids which calimed several of our sentors were aliens.)

[joyful1]

...and he might tag Janet Reno to be his running mate.

[meenie]

Plitically speaking, we should all be thrilled with Gore's comeback for the Presidential nomination. Nothing strikes fear in the Democratic mind more than someone that is honest enough to spout his agenda. It is so embarrassing to the Democratic leadership to have a discussion of their socialist ideals.

[Quilla]

Here's a new one on me. Remember Al Gore claiming that the movie "Love Story" was based on his and Tipper's relationship? I read last night that Gore and Tommy Lee Jones were freshman roommates at Harvard and Jones played one of Oliver's roommates in "Love Story". As with everything Al Gore, it's a stretch, but I bet that's where the tale came from.

The wooden one is and always will be delusional.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Gore, the Messiah

Well, the title is half right. Should read:

Gore, the Mess.

[Drawsing]

You hit the nail on the head....I think. Except Gore is honest and dishonest and flaky and really weird all at the same time.

[Alberta's Child]

Gore's stiff manner, fugitive glances and profuse sweating when speaking are the result of his fear of speaking the truth.

I have to disagree. Gore's stiff manner, fugitive glances, profuse sweating, beady shark-eyes, and transvestite-like appearance during the 2000 debates are all the markings of a man who hasn't drawn a sane breath in years. If that first debate had been scheduled for one more hour, I swear he would have ended up barking at the moon before it was all over.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

[finnman69]

Soylent green is People!

[habs4ever]

I love the keywords you used ;-)Of course Al is nutz, he's a zealot, and an utter bimbo.

[PJ-Comix]

Gore is also like a political Zelig. I'm not kidding. At various stages he has assumed the look, mannerisms, and speech patterns of Harry Truman, Ronald Reagan, and even Adolf Hitler. The latter happens rarely but I've seen it. It's when he is very angry. He actually starts screaming in a Hitler-like husky voice. I remember it happening right after the Republicans took control of congress in 1994.