A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 08-05-02

Just Amy, Mama_Bear, daisyscarlett, ST.LOUIE1, and Billie

[dixie sass]

Days start off to early!!!

[daisyscarlett]

Lots of babies on the thread today....Who knows, maybe Amy will post one of JimRob on a bearskin rug in his birthday suit later....

[Billie]

See, this is one of the reasons you are such an interesting and fun person, dixie! Thanks for sharing that. :) So, you're telling us he's NOT ten feet tall, then?

[Slip18]

I can't wait to read this thread, Billie!

Thanks to Dittomom for pinging me to it!

[ru4liberty]

If Billie doesn't rebuke you, I will. There are threads that tolerate such things. The best thing about these Finest FReeper threads is that one can count on the wholesomeness of the content.

Just weighing in.

[whoever]

THE GOOD WIFE'S GUIDE

The Good wife's guide has been extracted from a REAL 1950's home economics text book ...
MEN LOVE THIS, WOMEN CAN'T BELIEVE IT EXISTED.

1. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

3. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

4. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc., and then run a dust cloth over the tables.

5. Over the cooler months of the year you should perpare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

6. Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

7. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him.

8. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

9. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

10. Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure, and his very real need to be at home and relax.

11. Your goal. Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

12. Don't greet him with complaints or problems.

13. Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

14. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

15. Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or authority. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfullness. You have no right to question him. A good wife always knows her place.

[daisyscarlett]

Since you love the beach, MB, and Louie wants to go swimming-lets meet at LaJolla Shores Beach this p.m. Bring your boogie boards, sunscreen and junk food snacks. It'll be fun...they won't even miss us around here...lol...

[ST.LOUIE1]

Artist extraordinaire....

You're so easy to please. LOL!

Everyone else thinks you are a wolf, but I know, deep down inside, you are a bear. ;-)

You're sooo right! lol

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[daisyscarlett]

[ST.LOUIE1]

Is it just me, or do y'all think that JimRob and Old Glory go hand in hand? Trust me, it's not just 'you'.

Jim, am I building points with you? : )

[lodwick]

Thanks for the sensible advice Who! Good job.

[daisyscarlett]

Glad you could stop by....How is your family reunion going?

[ST.LOUIE1]

Is now a good time to ask for MUSIC on our profile page? LOL

I love your persistence, Louie. You never give up! LOL!

Thanks, fuzzy, but Jim is even more persistent....

....he NEVER answers! : (

[whoever]

EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON

Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there…to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be but you lock eyes with them, you know that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way.

And sometimes things happen to you at the time that may seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstacles you would never realize your potential, strength, will power or heart.

Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of luck. Illness, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test limits of your soul.

Without these small tests, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere safe and comfortable but dull and utterly pointless.

The people you meet affect your life. The successes and downfalls that you experience can create whom you are, and the bad experiences can be learned from. In fact they are probably the most poignant and important ones. If someone hurts you, betrays you or breaks your heart, forgive them because they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to whom you open your heart.

If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but also because they are teaching you to love and open your heart and eyes to little things. Make every day count. Appreciate everything that you possibly can, for you may never experience it again.

Talk to people whom you have never talked to before, and actually listen. Let yourself fall in love, break free and set your sights high. Hold you head up because you have every right to.

Tell yourself you are a great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you. Create you own life and then go out and live it.

"If you take your eyes off your goals, all you see is obstacles."

[daisyscarlett]

Thanks for your restraint with Jim's cookies.....Touch them and we may never have music on the Profile Pages again.

[lodwick]

Born Free

Live Free or Die

[Pippin]

Thanks, MB!

[daisyscarlett]

I did not realize you were such a "new" FReeper but am glad you found us. I don't know how I would have survived the Sore-Loserman Days without FR.

[Pippin]

HEY! Can I?

[lodwick]

Anyone seen the Robinsons?