[terilyn]

How's this one? Not very original, but it rhymes and I'm sure you'll be able to comprehend it with that fine third-grade education you claim to have.

I'm rubber, you're glue.
Whatever you say bounces off me, and sticks to you!

Gosh, you and Jethro Bodine must have been classmates no?
He made it through the sixth grade anyway.

[Satadru]

Hmmm...the last two lines do not rhyme though. Try this to the tune of "doe a deer..."

Bush - a wimp, a lib'ral wimp
Dole - a yellow piece of fruit
Kemp - a third-string quarterback
Newt - who'd name a person "Newt"?
Riordan - his money can't buy votes
Strom - he lost in forty-eight
Helms - oh, wouldn't that be great?
But it seems we're stuck with Bush...