[Satadru]

Hmmm...the last two lines do not rhyme though. Try this to the tune of "doe a deer..."

Bush - a wimp, a lib'ral wimp
Dole - a yellow piece of fruit
Kemp - a third-string quarterback
Newt - who'd name a person "Newt"?
Riordan - his money can't buy votes
Strom - he lost in forty-eight
Helms - oh, wouldn't that be great?
But it seems we're stuck with Bush...

[nopardons]

Fortieth rate Bennet Cerf and about par for your " intellectual heft ". LOL

[terilyn]

Clever. You, or whoever wrote that, win the rhyming game.