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Now, Doug, think what your witty ditty is doing to poor, pining-for-Bubba Helen Thomas who is such an obvious anti-Semite, er, anti-Israelite. That crusty old Dame must be so jealous that her Dream Lover would dare such a thing for a bunch of miserable Jews. Maybe you could pen a tune for Helen to an old Leslie Gore tune like "You Don't Own Me." Just change the lyrics to "You Don't Owe Them." I'm sure that you can come up with a better idea. Poor Helen. She must be devastated...

Just kidding about the Helen ditty. She's definitely not worth it.

I'm getting such a chuckle about what Clinton's lefty pals are gonna think about this sudden act of bravado. They've ignored or forgiven him of the charges of lying under oath, bribery, sexual harassment, rape, not bagging Osama Bin Laden when he could, taking big money from big corporations in exchange for a Lincoln Bedroom sleepover, stealing White House furnishings and endangering our National Security by selling secrets to China charges; but this is just too much. How dare he not side with the Palestinian's hero Saddam! How dare he say that he will commit "acts of terrorism" against a Muslim leader by taking up arms with those Nazi-like Jews. (Nazi Jews...what an oxymoron!) That really crosses the line.

FROM THE ARCHIVES:

MIDI - TEDDY BEARS PICNIC

She's more than 50 years past her prime…I can't believe she's still breathing
She'll really cause you to lose your lunch…when I hear her I start seething

Now Rummy says that he's had enough…with Helen Thomas he will get rough
Today's the day the troll is thrown from the White House

She has a dress that she wished was stained while Sinkmaster was there playing
She towed the line and was on her knees…no unkind word was she saying

Now Rummy says that he's had enough…with Helen Thomas he will get rough
Today's the day the troll is thrown from the White House

It is gonna be wonderful…that a woman who's full of bull
Will be picked up and carried out…for this we've been waiting for years
It has really been sickening…she has acted like Bill was king
It will be such a pleasure to see Helen thrown out on her big rear

Reporters wait, and when Rummy's through, the old bat starts her inquiry
She's never seeming to make much sense…and everyone's growing weary

Now Rummy says that he's had enough…with Helen Thomas he will get rough
Today's the day the troll is thrown from the White House

Each reporter starts to cheer…they know that this will be a blessed relief…the end is near
They've been burdened far too long…and no one's gonna miss her when she's finally gone
They knew that the gig was up when she was whining about things at Guantanamo
She cared about the terrorist treatment…and so the question's asked…why wasn't this done nine years ago