She's more than 50 years past her prime…I can't believe she's still breathing
She'll really cause you to lose your lunch…when I hear her I start seething
Now Rummy says that he's had enough…with Helen Thomas he will get rough
Today's the day the troll is thrown from the White House
She has a dress that she wished was stained while Sinkmaster was there playing
She towed the line and was on her knees…no unkind word was she saying
Now Rummy says that he's had enough…with Helen Thomas he will get rough
Today's the day the troll is thrown from the White House
It is gonna be wonderful…that a woman who's full of bull
Will be picked up and carried out…for this we've been waiting for years
It has really been sickening…she has acted like Bill was king
It will be such a pleasure to see Helen thrown out on her big rear
It is gonna be wonderful…that a woman who's full of bull
Will be picked up and carried out…for this we've been waiting for years
It has really been sickening…she has acted like Bill was king
It will be such a pleasure to see Helen thrown out on her big rear
Reporters wait, and when Rummy's through, the old bat starts her inquiry
She's never seeming to make much sense…and everyone's growing weary
Now Rummy says that he's had enough…with Helen Thomas he will get rough
Today's the day the troll is thrown from the White House
Each reporter starts to cheer…they know that this will be a blessed relief…the end is near
They've been burdened far too long…and no one's gonna miss her when she's finally gone
They knew that the gig was up when she was whining about things at Guantanamo
She cared about the terrorist treatment…and so the question's asked…why wasn't this done nine years ago
Each reporter starts to cheer…they know that this will be a blessed relief…the end is near
They've been burdened far too long…and no one's gonna miss her when she's finally gone
They knew that the gig was up when she was whining about things at Guantanamo
She cared about the terrorist treatment…and so the question's asked…why wasn't this done nine years ago
Keep it up, Doug. Satire is appreciated and understood by conservatives far more than liberals whose outlook on life is reigned in by ludicrous PC speech, totalitarian group-think, poor argumentation that relies on sweeping accusations of "You're a racist, you're a bigot, you're a homophobe, etc." if someone doesn't agree with their reality and a generally sour disposition if people refuse to "feel" the way they do. The left just keeps on giving you more and more material for you to lampoon. And they call conservatives hypocrites? Hah! We can spot a phony in an instant. And we're not afraid to take on one of our own if they step out of line. Not so with libs. Look at how they still worship and revere Clinton. Ok, so they "admonished" and slapped the wrist of that naughty Torrichelli who took bribes and whose briber in IN JAIL for doing so! Now, if Clinton or the Torch had been conservatives...