[Litany]

We recently had a male patient with acute Hepatitis A, secondary to receptive anal intercourse. I work in a large teaching hospital and could recount numerous examples of the above....plus a few others that aren't mentioned:
--peritonitis secondary to a dead mouse in the intestine- was inserted anally
--curling iron jammed all the way up the large intestine (surgeon told him to leave the cord hanging out next time)
--zucchinis, doorknobs, lightbulbs, soda bottles, etc. etc. etc. whatever you could possibly imagine...has very likely been done.
Sodom and Gomorrah revisited.

[Litany]

Mistake...I meant Hep A secondary to ORAL--ANAL intercourse.

[scripter]

zucchinis, doorknobs, lightbulbs, soda bottles, etc. etc. etc. whatever you could possibly imagine...has very likely been done.

Lightbulbs? What if it breaks? No, I don't want to know!

[nomad]

I checked out an urbane legends site (they had the exploding whale video), and they had the story of an ex British WWII Anti-aircraft gunner who supposedly went to the hospital to have a live AAA shell, which he got stuck, removed from his butt.

[sheik yerbouty]

There is a cure! The miracle drug, Trinoasitol.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I have a friend who happened upon an X-ray of a mustard jar jammed up somebody's posterior. I think that his plumbing company got it as a piece of misdirected mail.

[TheRightGuy]

--zucchinis, doorknobs, lightbulbs, soda bottles, etc. etc. etc. whatever you could possibly imagine...has very likely been done.

A friend of mine who is an ER nurse says the latest fad is cell phones, with the ringer set to vibrate ... can you hear me now?

[AxelPaulsenJr]

--peritonitis secondary to a dead mouse in the intestine- was inserted anally

Wow, good thing I didn't eat any breakfast this morning.

[utahagen]

OK, is this true? I thought this mice and foreign object stuff was an urban legend.