[Petronski]

Less than eleven feet to go. Eighteen helicopters standing by to whisk these brave souls to Johnstown "Miner's" Hospital, or UPMC (University of Pittsburgh Medical Center) in the Oakland section of the 'burgh.

[Diddle E. Squat]

FNC was doing an excellent job reporting on this story, that is until Geraldo showed up. He is the Larry?! Klayman of journalism.