Good Morning Troops, families, veterans, and Canadian allies (and everybody else). Thank you for taking such good care of the USA.
Today in Anchorage, Alaska:
Sunrise 5:20am
Sunset 10:51pm
Hi 60F
Lo 52F
Cloudy, scattered showers (rained all night)
Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to it's oldest member, Ray. They ask him to tell his favorite hunting story and he agrees. "Well, back in '54 in Africa," old Ray starts, "we went dangerous game hunting. Didn't have much luck at first, but on the second day I was resting by a tree when I heard a noise. Next thing I know the biggest lion I've ever seen jumped out of the bush at me like this
RO-A-A-R-R-R!!! Well, I just sh** in my pants".
The young men were amazed. One of them says, "I don't blame you, I'd crap my pants too if a lion jumped out at me like that"!
Old Ray shakes his head and says, "No, no, not then.......just now when I said roar".