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Great feat, but not a great athlete (Lance Armstrong winning Tour impressive, but it’s not athletic)
MSNBC ^ | July 24, 2002 | Ron Borges

Posted on 07/26/2002 7:25:25 PM PDT by jern

"Great feat, but not a great athlete Armstrong winning Tour impressive, but it’s not athletic

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July 24 — Someone postulated on National Public Radio a week or so ago that Lance Armstrong was the greatest athlete in the world. Greatest athlete in the world? I wonder if he’s an athlete at all.

CERTAINLY ARMSTRONG IS A HELL of a bike rider, but does that make him superior to Michael Jordan, Barry Bonds, Jerry Rice or Marion Jones? Does it make him a better athlete than the Williams sisters? Does the ability to sit on a skinny bicycle seat for hours on end and pump your legs like a madman make you a great athlete or merely a guy who does better without training wheels than most people?

If Armstrong is a great athlete, so are marathon runners. Athletes, for my money, must do more with their bodies than pump their legs up and down. If that’s all it took, the Radio City Rockettes would have to be considered the greatest athletes of all time.

It seems inevitable that Armstrong is going to win the Tour de France on Sunday for the fourth straight time, barring any unforeseen bicycle accidents. This is a great feat in his sport, so good for him, but who really cares?

For the past two weeks, there have been regular reports about how the Texas-bred cancer survivor was going to catch the field of mostly foreign bike pedalers after they entered the Alps and beat them down the other side to the Champs-Elysse and under the Eiffel Tower.

A few skinny men and women seem quite excited about this prospect, although Armstrong has done it with the kind of regularity that has made more than a few advocates of this fringe sport wonder if he’s pedaling on premium fuel while his competitors are (mostly) using regular.

Whatever Armstrong is doing, most of the sporting world couldn’t care less. Newspapers annually kill a few trees to print stories about this race, and occasionally it is mentioned on network news with the required picture of a bunch of bikes bunched together and one guy wearing an ugly yellow shirt. After that, they move on to curling news.

ESPN SportsCenter updates us daily on Armstrong’s whereabouts because that is what they do. They also had a special last week on a dog competition that involved running through tiny gates and jumping over small fences. Draw your own conclusions.

That a man can race around France on a bicycle and live to tell about it is a noble feat, although I’d think more of it if he actually was using his feet. It would be more of a feat if he was forced to dine on French cuisine each night too and then lug those heavy sauces around with him the next morning. After a week of that it would be the Bus Tour de France because everyone’s bicycle seats would be broken.

Armstrong’s task is most certainly a difficult one, but so is the world lumberjack contest, and no one goes on National Public Radio and argues the winner is the best athlete in the world. He’s just a guy who operates an axe better than the rest of us.

I would argue the same is true of Armstrong. He can pedal a bike better than anyone. He probably didn’t even need training wheels. But could he do it if someone was playing defense?

How fast is he when they take the bike away? Is he as fast as Marion Jones? Is he as fast as Chipper Jones?

For my money, being the greatest athlete in the world involves strength, speed, agility, hand-eye coordination, mental toughness and the ability to make your body do things that defy description. Chief among them is not pumping your legs up and down while your feet are strapped to bicycle pedals.

Do not misunderstand me. Lance Armstrong’s feat of winning the Tour de France, if he indeed does it for the fourth time, is deserving of praise and recognition.

If you want, you can even argue that it is a great sporting feat. After all, there are people out there who actually think golf is an athletic endeavor, although I feel if it is, so is pool. In recent years, a minority of media members in America have tried desperately to convince us that fringe sports such as cycling must be given their due. It is a passion of theirs to try and convince the rest of us American sports fanatics that the less we see of something the better it really is.

Fine for them. Just don’t be trying to give away the title of world’s greatest athlete to a skinny guy from Texas who sits on a bicycle seat for nine hours a day careening through the mountains, tall though those mountains might be.

Praise Armstrong’s grit, his determination and his cardio-vascular system. But don’t try to convince me he’s the world’s greatest athlete. First try to convince me he’s an athlete at all."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: athlete; bike; lancearmstrong; racing; ronborges; tourdefrance; yellow
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1 posted on 07/26/2002 7:25:25 PM PDT by jern
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To: jern
JimRob and moderators, please forgive me, but I will ask a momentary waiver from the posting guidelines regarding profanity. Ron Borges is an asshole, pure and simple.
2 posted on 07/26/2002 7:28:10 PM PDT by dirtboy
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To: dirtboy
ditto
3 posted on 07/26/2002 7:29:27 PM PDT by Huck
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To: dirtboy
Well you know what they say...opinions are like a-holes...everyone's got one...

I bet he's a tad overweight...

4 posted on 07/26/2002 7:30:06 PM PDT by Jalapeno
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To: jern
I'd like to see a pic of Ronny boy.....
5 posted on 07/26/2002 7:30:33 PM PDT by goodnesswins
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To: dirtboy
Couldn't have said it better myself.
6 posted on 07/26/2002 7:30:34 PM PDT by strela
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To: jern
Two of the biggest blunders in sports history:

Boston Red Sox trade Babe Ruth;
French kick Lance Armstrong off of their cycling team.
7 posted on 07/26/2002 7:31:19 PM PDT by Mike Darancette
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To: Jalapeno
Last time I saw a set of front teeth like that, they were chowing down on a birch log in a Canadian river.
8 posted on 07/26/2002 7:31:45 PM PDT by strela
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To: jern
He's an idiot!
9 posted on 07/26/2002 7:33:38 PM PDT by breakem
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To: dirtboy
double - dittos
10 posted on 07/26/2002 7:34:17 PM PDT by A. Morgan
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To: Cagey
Just wanted to be sure you saw this...........
11 posted on 07/26/2002 7:38:03 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Huck; strela; Jalapeno
I mean, c'mon. I have three points here . How many times have the three of us butted heads on this forum? Even thoughwe have very different viewpoints at times, we can still see right through this jerk (maybe we're not so apart as we might think?) And, most importantl why does certain segments of the media believe they have to tear down the few things that are good in this day and age? I could just scream...
12 posted on 07/26/2002 7:38:12 PM PDT by dirtboy
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To: jern
"Great feat, but not a great athlete Armstrong winning Tour impressive, but it’s not athletic"

While we are relaxing the rules to call a spade a spade - lets call this MSNBC clown what he clearly is - a politically corrected, pussified wimp that can't tell the difference in a jock strap and a chin strap.

13 posted on 07/26/2002 7:39:00 PM PDT by ghostrider
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"Great feat, but not a great athlete Armstrong winning Tour impressive, but it’s not athletic"

While we are relaxing the rules to call a spade a spade - lets call this MSNBC clown what he clearly is - a politically corrected, pussified wimp that can't tell the difference in a jock strap and a chin strap.

14 posted on 07/26/2002 7:40:10 PM PDT by ghostrider
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To: jern
He probably fell off his little tricycle when he was a tyke and hurt his little bitty brainless head.

Who knows what happened to his heart? It's full of bitterness.

Oh' and he's a jerk too.

15 posted on 07/26/2002 7:40:47 PM PDT by JZoback
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To: dirtboy
I'd say Borges has a bad case of Freudian penis envy. When he was circumsized, the doctors probably cut into his scalp by mistake.
16 posted on 07/26/2002 7:41:58 PM PDT by jigsaw
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To: dirtboy
Borges is an absolute IDIOT.

Not only is Lance Armstrong an excellent athlete, but he's as wise as any athlete I've seen interviewed in my lifetime.

There's a reason why these guys race bicycles in teams. The other guys on the team can draft and screen you from winning if you don't work together. So, in fact, there is someone in Armstrong's face while he's racing.

Last week, or the week before he was almost in an accident. Is this not athletic enough for this pinhead? This guy Borges probably couldn't even hike up the mountains that Armstrong raced up (and most of the other bikers crawled up) last week.

Give me a freeping break!
17 posted on 07/26/2002 7:42:48 PM PDT by GEC
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To: goodnesswins
He was in amovie called "Play it to the Bone" as himself (boxing film) But I see no pics of him. BTW, GINNIFER Flowers was also playing herself in the film....
18 posted on 07/26/2002 7:43:22 PM PDT by Jalapeno
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To: jern
I do some bike riding on the weekends myself. As an athlete, Armstrong certainly has my respect.
19 posted on 07/26/2002 7:44:19 PM PDT by Mark Turbo
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To: jern
Well,he is as much an athlete as a sprinter--miler--marathoner--swimmer or rower
20 posted on 07/26/2002 7:44:26 PM PDT by uncbob
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