[Senator_Palpatine]

>>>>July 25 — A training camp linked to Islamic militants has been operating in Alabama, and European law enforcement officials believe Muslim extremists were using it to prepare for a holy war.>>>>>> "What of the reports of the Jihadists training camps in Alabama?"

"BEGIN LANDING YOUR TROOPS"

Viceroy, is the State secure?

Rummy: "Yes, my Lord, we have taken over the last pockets of primitive Jihadists life forms. We are in complete control of Alabama now."

[Kermit]

Almost spit out my drink on that one. LOL!

[weikel]

Alert all commands and deploy your forces so that no jihadist get away you are in command now Emperor Palpatine.