1 posted on
07/25/2002 4:24:43 PM PDT by
aculeus
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To: aculeus
A businessman plotted to post a bomb to a rival but ended up BLOWNG HIS OWN HANDS AND TESTICLES OFF WITH IT, a court heard yesterday. Dad-of-three Jonathan Griffiths, 42, was making the bomb in a friends kitchen when it exploded IN HIS FACE, said prosecutor Gregory Bull.
Please, no one post a picture of this man's face.
To: aculeus
No matter what crime he commits, he'll never be hung. Besides, the Constitution does not guarantee a right to privates.
35 posted on
07/25/2002 5:42:43 PM PDT by
Consort
To: aculeus
Both deny having an explosive substance with intent to endanger life and doing an act with intent to cause an explosion.Well, I guess they can deny all they want, but the circumstantial evidence certainly seems strong.
To: aculeus
"Griffiths was overheard mumbling, "Take that, Jones, you bloody bastard!! Ya see what you'd'a gotten, you crook???"
"He then issued a triumphant cackle, waving his stumps about as he did so."
To: aculeus
Griffiths: "I'll give up
anything to get even with that bastard!!"
Wildy: "You're nuts!"
Griffiths: "Well, um........gotta draw the line somewhere........."
To: aculeus
but ended up blowing his own hands and testicles off with itOUCH!!!!
Reminds me of an old joke -- How does male redneck birth control work?
Give him an M80 and tin can, tell him to light it, drop it in the can and count to ten.
The redneck counts to five on one hand, then tucks the can between his legs to go from six to t--BOOM!
42 posted on
07/25/2002 6:19:59 PM PDT by
mhking
To: aculeus
I bet he'll never do that again!
48 posted on
07/25/2002 6:40:11 PM PDT by
boris
To: aculeus
Quick! Send him over to Gaza to have him train the homicide bombers.
49 posted on
07/25/2002 7:11:11 PM PDT by
H.Akston
To: aculeus; Squantos
Squantos, this is right up your alley. What is the proper way to use PE4 in a letter bomb? Inquiring minds want to know.
To: aculeus
Both deny having an explosive substance with intent to endanger life and doing an act with intent to cause an explosion.The trial continues.The Unintentional Bomber....
To: aculeus
I nominate him to be a honorary member of Hamas.
52 posted on
07/25/2002 8:14:31 PM PDT by
rmlew
To: aculeus
Oh right ... the guy was in the next room ... but he didn't know what the other guy was doing! Give me a break!!
53 posted on
07/25/2002 8:34:56 PM PDT by
CyberAnt
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