[Semi Civil Servant]

A businessman plotted to post a bomb to a rival — but ended up BLOWNG HIS OWN HANDS AND TESTICLES OFF WITH IT, a court heard yesterday.

Dad-of-three Jonathan Griffiths, 42, was making the bomb in a friend’s kitchen when it exploded IN HIS FACE, said prosecutor Gregory Bull.

Please, no one post a picture of this man's face.

[Consort]

No matter what crime he commits, he'll never be hung. Besides, the Constitution does not guarantee a right to privates.

[ken in texas]

Both deny having an explosive substance with intent to endanger life and doing an act with intent to cause an explosion.

Well, I guess they can deny all they want, but the circumstantial evidence certainly seems strong.

[RightOnline]

"Griffiths was overheard mumbling, "Take that, Jones, you bloody bastard!! Ya see what you'd'a gotten, you crook???"

"He then issued a triumphant cackle, waving his stumps about as he did so."

[RightOnline]

Griffiths: "I'll give up anything to get even with that bastard!!"

Wildy: "You're nuts!"

Griffiths: "Well, um........gotta draw the line somewhere........."

[mhking]

but ended up blowing his own hands and testicles off with it

OUCH!!!!

Reminds me of an old joke -- How does male redneck birth control work?

Give him an M80 and tin can, tell him to light it, drop it in the can and count to ten.

The redneck counts to five on one hand, then tucks the can between his legs to go from six to t--BOOM!

[boris]

I bet he'll never do that again!

[H.Akston]

Quick! Send him over to Gaza to have him train the homicide bombers.

[TEXASPROUD]

Squantos, this is right up your alley. What is the proper way to use PE4 in a letter bomb? Inquiring minds want to know.

[freebilly]

Both deny having an explosive substance with intent to endanger life and doing an act with intent to cause an explosion.The trial continues.

The Unintentional Bomber....

[rmlew]

I nominate him to be a honorary member of Hamas.

[CyberAnt]

Oh right ... the guy was in the next room ... but he didn't know what the other guy was doing! Give me a break!!