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Bomb man loses privates
THE SUN (UK) ^
| July 25, 2002
| JOHN COLES
Posted on 07/25/2002 4:24:43 PM PDT by aculeus
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To: chainsaw
Everything works out for the best. The bomber lost his hands but he doesn't have any balls to scratch with them anyway.
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posted on
07/25/2002 6:14:44 PM PDT
by
SSN558
To: aculeus
but ended up blowing his own hands and testicles off with itOUCH!!!!
Reminds me of an old joke -- How does male redneck birth control work?
Give him an M80 and tin can, tell him to light it, drop it in the can and count to ten.
The redneck counts to five on one hand, then tucks the can between his legs to go from six to t--BOOM!
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posted on
07/25/2002 6:19:59 PM PDT
by
mhking
To: csvset
Well, it certainly put the finishing touch to HIM.
43
posted on
07/25/2002 6:23:12 PM PDT
by
Illbay
To: chainsaw
A quote from a parody performance review: "He carries a chainsaw, gets good results"
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posted on
07/25/2002 6:23:27 PM PDT
by
dinasour
To: Illbay
I hesitate to ask what the relative proximity of hands and testicles might have been--and why. Obviously working up a molitov cock tail.
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posted on
07/25/2002 6:23:35 PM PDT
by
evad
To: mhking
Ouch!
From a recovering redneck.
46
posted on
07/25/2002 6:25:21 PM PDT
by
dinasour
To: stumpy
He is eligible for a SHuT (Stupid Human Tragedy) award.
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posted on
07/25/2002 6:30:51 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
To: aculeus
I bet he'll never do that again!
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posted on
07/25/2002 6:40:11 PM PDT
by
boris
To: aculeus
Quick! Send him over to Gaza to have him train the homicide bombers.
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posted on
07/25/2002 7:11:11 PM PDT
by
H.Akston
To: aculeus; Squantos
Squantos, this is right up your alley. What is the proper way to use PE4 in a letter bomb? Inquiring minds want to know.
To: aculeus
Both deny having an explosive substance with intent to endanger life and doing an act with intent to cause an explosion.The trial continues.The Unintentional Bomber....
To: aculeus
I nominate him to be a honorary member of Hamas.
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posted on
07/25/2002 8:14:31 PM PDT
by
rmlew
To: aculeus
Oh right ... the guy was in the next room ... but he didn't know what the other guy was doing! Give me a break!!
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posted on
07/25/2002 8:34:56 PM PDT
by
CyberAnt
To: rodeo-mamma
He went BALListic!
To: dighton; aculeus; Orual; general_re; Poohbah
"I was busy flickin' chickens
And I was lookin' through the pickin's,
When suddenly these goyim break down my walls;
Well, I didn't even known them
But they grabbed me by the scrotum,
And they started playing ping-pong with my balls.
Oh, the agony ...
Oh, the shame ...
To make my privates public for a game?"
History of the World, Part I
(The Inquisition)
To: dighton; aculeus; general_re
Both deny having an explosive substance with intent to endanger life and doing an act with intent to cause an explosion. Clutching his, uh, damaged parts with his bloody stumps, Mr. Griffiths was heard to remark, "Something must have been wrong with the directions."
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posted on
07/26/2002 7:08:47 AM PDT
by
Orual
To: Semi Civil Servant
Please, no one post a picture of this man's face. Now I'm curious as to how long before rotten.com has pics?
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posted on
07/28/2002 1:05:34 AM PDT
by
Drew68
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