Bomb man loses privates

THE SUN (UK) ^ | July 25, 2002 | JOHN COLES

[small voice in the wilderness]

Will his attorney be representing him pro-bono?

[Illbay]

I hesitate to ask what the relative proximity of hands and testicles might have been--and why.

[Illbay]

Well, from now on no matter how aggressive he might attempt to be, he's shootin' blanks.

[11th Earl of Mar]

At least he will never have the balls to make another bomb.

[Treebeard]

That'll teach him to go off half cocked...as if he now has a choice.

[Treebeard]

I guess it's kinda fitting that he lost his hands too...can't whack what ya ain't got.

[Springman]

That's what I was thinking. Maybe
he was a FOB and shorted out the bomb?

[Buffalo Head]

Instant justice! No trial, not public expense.

[Major Matt Mason]

Poor bloke was reduced from King to Queen. Ouch!

[Drew68]

Let's give the guy a hand. He sure had balls!

[Drew68]

Instant justice! No trial, not public expense.

Yeah, I'd say he learned his lesson and won't be trying that again.

[csvset]

I hesitate to ask what the relative proximity of hands and testicles might have been--and why.

Sounds like he had the bomb between his legs as he put "the finishing touch" to it.

[DallasMike]

Einstein = One Stone (really)

This guy sounds like he's now a Nein Stein.

[Semi Civil Servant]

A businessman plotted to post a bomb to a rival — but ended up BLOWNG HIS OWN HANDS AND TESTICLES OFF WITH IT, a court heard yesterday.

Dad-of-three Jonathan Griffiths, 42, was making the bomb in a friend’s kitchen when it exploded IN HIS FACE, said prosecutor Gregory Bull.

Please, no one post a picture of this man's face.

[Consort]

No matter what crime he commits, he'll never be hung. Besides, the Constitution does not guarantee a right to privates.

[ken in texas]

Both deny having an explosive substance with intent to endanger life and doing an act with intent to cause an explosion.

Well, I guess they can deny all they want, but the circumstantial evidence certainly seems strong.

[RightOnline]

"Griffiths was overheard mumbling, "Take that, Jones, you bloody bastard!! Ya see what you'd'a gotten, you crook???"

"He then issued a triumphant cackle, waving his stumps about as he did so."

[Ole Okie]

I think his plans kinda got out of hands.

He had too many balls in the air.

s/ wincing Bill

[RightOnline]

Griffiths: "I'll give up anything to get even with that bastard!!"

Wildy: "You're nuts!"

Griffiths: "Well, um........gotta draw the line somewhere........."

[chainsaw]

She might as well finish the job.