[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Former President Bill Clinton visits his daughter Chelsea at her latest attempt to fix her face with extensive plastic surgery. Hopefully this time it will hold.

[Caipirabob]

"Over there on the right was where we were going to bury Vince Foster, a little further up is my plot for Monica but the B*tch talked before... and over there is the plot for Hillary and myself. Sure, right now there's only room for one..."

[PsyOp]

"And that's where we're going to put the astro turf. Biggest dang piece of it ever used - if'n you know what I mean. Opening night is going to be 'mini-skirts only' and all you can drink!"

[GaltMeister]

"Lookie, y'all, over yon's gunna be the front yard. Shoot, I rekon we got people all over the dang state looking for old cars and busted refrigerators to fill it up." *belch*

[Political Junkie Too]

"What? No, I don't swing a hammer. That's the other president."

-PJ

[ResistorSister]

Bill is pointing out where he will be building his new library.

See a drawing of the new library...looks similar to the Redneck High Rise.

[willgetsome]

"My legacy: A soggy cigar, a frigid wife, and a stained dress...all of these things will be on display in my library"

[green team 1999]

clinton-"what do you mean housing for the poor? "i`m not carter!"

[Brilliant]

This is where all the bodies are buried.

[JessicaDragonet]

"How many times do I have to tell you people......I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ALL THOSE BODIES ARE DOIN' BURIED ON MY LAND!!"

[Paul Atreides]

"And this wing will highlight the time I almost got Adolf Hitler. (Biting lip) That was the hardest I ever worked in my life.....well, aside from gettin' some."

[parsifal]

Ah still cain't believe they're gonna make us dispose of Old Crusty in a separate landfill! parsy

[Sub-Driver]

Uh, yea. McDonalds is that way. Ya all want to go get some sausage biscuits with me...........hell i'm hungry.

[Royce]

Dig that hole deeper , we can't move this Out House every few weeks!

[Royce]

Dig that hole deeper , we can't keep moving this Out House every week!

[rockfish59]

Will this disgusting ba$tard EVER go away?

[Charles Henrickson]

At Ground Bozo.

[CounterCounterCulture]

"...40 acres and a Hillary."