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Man arrested after dozing off while rolling joint
Ananova ^ | July 23, 2002

Posted on 07/23/2002 9:43:44 PM PDT by JediGirl

Police have arrested a man who was asleep at the wheel of his car with a bag of marijuana on his lap.

Officers in Cleveland in the US went to investigate the truck parked outside a bar with its lights on.

They say the driver believes he fell asleep while rolling himself a joint.

Before waking him police sergeant Mark Clark took pictures for evidence according to the Plain Dealer newspaper.

Middlefield police Chief Dave Easthon says the man admitted the offence and was due to appear in court next week.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: drugs; lackofbrain

1 posted on 07/23/2002 9:43:44 PM PDT by JediGirl
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To: JediGirl
Must have been some potent s*** - a contact high just by touching it?
2 posted on 07/23/2002 9:45:21 PM PDT by strela
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To: JediGirl
This sounds like a script for a Cheech & Chong movie.
3 posted on 07/23/2002 9:49:21 PM PDT by stylin19a
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To: JediGirl
BWAHAHAHAHAzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

FMCDH

4 posted on 07/23/2002 9:50:22 PM PDT by nothingnew
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To: JediGirl
DOH!
5 posted on 07/23/2002 9:51:09 PM PDT by TheOtherOne
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To: JediGirl
Maybe the empty bottle of Jack Daniels and the Valiums also had a little to do with it...
6 posted on 07/23/2002 9:51:24 PM PDT by Vidalia
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To: JediGirl
Before waking him police sergeant Mark Clark took pictures for evidence

LOL! - Not talkin' your way out of that one!

7 posted on 07/23/2002 9:54:04 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: JediGirl
Did he ask the cops for some doughnuts?
8 posted on 07/23/2002 10:12:24 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: JediGirl
Years ago, when I lived in Cleveland, my visiting brothers went bar hopping. On the drive home, they decided they were too drunk to drive, pulled over and went to sleep. They woke up the next morning in the middle of a ghetto in East Cleveland.

When they returned to my apartment the next morning I read them the riot act. (Fortunately they turned out to be conservative adults.)

What is about Cleveland and falling asleep in your car?

I hated the city and it's weather but the people were just fantastic.
9 posted on 07/23/2002 10:14:18 PM PDT by lizma
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To: stylin19a
Wow, what an idiot! The only thing dumber would be.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
10 posted on 07/23/2002 10:23:32 PM PDT by blackdog
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To: lizma
Remember the couple that went up on the roof of a red roof inn on order to get high and watch the stars? The guy got so toasted he fell asleep and rolled off to his death. The lady didn't wake up til sunrise, only to find the guy gone.
11 posted on 07/23/2002 10:26:31 PM PDT by blackdog
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To: JediGirl
I hate it when that happens
12 posted on 07/23/2002 10:59:36 PM PDT by adversarial
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To: HairOfTheDog
Got that! ^5s! 'Well, officer, I had to get home/to Santa Monica/to San Francisco, and I wuz just coolin' out before I hadda hit the road' (g!)
13 posted on 07/23/2002 11:38:54 PM PDT by SAJ
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To: blackdog
The ultimate in "you snooze, you loose."
14 posted on 07/24/2002 12:48:32 AM PDT by lizma
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To: adversarial
"...I hate it when that happens ..."

Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the Radio.....

"Oh, traffic's hard tonight - I'll pull out tomorrow!"

"Oh yeah - Reefer-Madness - Ya got any Cheetos?"

The madness continues................FRegards

15 posted on 07/24/2002 2:49:44 AM PDT by gonzo
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To: blackdog
I thought it was common for a woman to awake in the morning to find that the guy had left in the night?
16 posted on 07/24/2002 7:47:30 AM PDT by maximus@Nashville
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To: JediGirl
I guess Cleveland does rock.
17 posted on 07/24/2002 7:51:38 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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