[Fred Mertz]

That was totally uncalled for.

Matthews is most likely the victim of a bioterror attack. You should pray for him even if he's a Catholic like me.

[Jemian]

I have malaria three or four times a year. It is no worse, when caught early, than the common cold.

I don't go to the hospital for a cold, nor a stubbed toe, NOR FOR MALARIA.

I usually continue to teach my six graders. It is no excuse for malingering.

[Jemian]

I missed the part of the bioterrorist attack.

ROTFLOL!

A kamikaze mosquito. Poor mosquito.