SONG PARODY : "I Have been Osamafied"

Brothers Judd Blog ^ | 7/22/02 | Orrin Judd

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"...A MAN WITH SOUL SO DEAD..." :

In a shocking turn of events, it appears that Steve Earle, whose new song "John Walker's Blues" is being hailed from Baghdad to Mogadishu, has also written a new version of his hit song, "I Ain't Ever Satisfied" :

I Have Been Osamafied (Cat Stevens Earle)

My arms sport some serious tracks And my brain's been fried by horse and crack Spent some hard time in the man's prison where I felt the pain of my brother Muslim

Aie-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei I have been Osamafied Aie-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei I have been Osamafied

Now I know nothing about the world And I'm mostly a mindless, leftist churl But what W says could not be true bin Laden's right we're bein' run by the Jew

I got an empty feeling deep inside I'm going over to the other side

Last night I dreamed I made it to the promise land expected milk & honey & a mess a virgins but instead I found 3000 'mericans they said "sorry Steve keep moving along"

Here's the original :

I Ain't Ever Satisfied (Steve Earle)

I was born by the railroad tracks Well the train whistle wailed and I wailed right back Well papa left mama when I was quite young He said now "One of these days you're gonna follow me son"

Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I ain't ever satisfied Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I ain't ever satisfied

Now I had me a woman she was my world But I ran off with my back street girl Now my back street woman could not be true She left me standin' on the boulevard thinkin' bout you

I got an empty feeling deep inside I'm going over to the other side

Last night I dreamed I made it to the promise land I was standin' at the gate and I had the key in my hand Saint Peter said "Come on in boy, you're finally home" I said "No thanks Pete, I'll just be moving along"

[TommyDale]

Steve Earle should have stayed on his heroin.

[dagoofyfoot]

"Cat Steven's Earle

This isn't the old "Tea for the Tillerman" Cat Stevens is it?

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Apparently, Stevie boy is also now claiming to be a Marxist. As such, I know he would want to share his music with the masses without making a profit. Accordingly, I am uploading my entire--complete--Steve Earle collection onto WinMx,Limewire,Morpheus and every other "napster" like service I can think of. I am sure in Steve's mind this means I will rise up like Jesus and the Taliban someday.

Ass.