[tomkow6]

"Doc," said the young man lying down on the
couch, "You've got to help me! Every night
I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying
in bed when all of the sudden five women
rush in and start tearing off my clothes."

The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you
do?"

"I push them away."

"I see. What do you want me to do?"

The patient implored. "Break my arms."

[Pippin]

LOL!!! funny!