But the DOW's not going to 5,000, as some of you think. I'm not shorting anything, but I'll notify you when we hit 7,000, 6,000, and 5,000...
You can notify me on the upside...
Brokerage whores like this will say anything to get people to move from one thing to another. They don't give a rats behind about you or anybody else except to keep the commissions coming in.