DON'T FORGET - The Janet Reno Dance Party

Janet Reno website ^

[Oldeconomybuyer]

The Janet Reno Dance Party

coordially invites you to join the next Governor of the State of Florida

 

Janet Reno

at the world premiere of

 

Janet Reno's Dance Party

with DJ Ani Phearce

formerly of subliminal sessions nyc

Friday, July 19, 2002
Doors open at 9pm
Tickets: $25 per person

 

Advance ticket sales recommended
Please call Ryan Hampton of the Reno Campaign
at 305/760-2002 ext. 216

or LEVEL at 305/532-1525 ext. 0
for advance or VIP tickets

[Dengar01]

Can I get Rosie O'Dumbells autograph??? Will we get to see Donna Shalala give lapdances to women??? Oh I can't wait.

[Psycho_Bunny]

THIS is why I don't dance.

[Uncle George]

Rino's gonna "SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl.

[Dog]

Thanks for that mental image.........ugh!

[Oldeconomybuyer]

For some reason, every time I think of a "Janet Reno Dance Party" an old KC and the Sunshine Band song comes to mind ...

[mark beoluke]

Is it just me or does she look like she could be the Goon from the Lagoon? "Janet ran with those shaky hands. Is she a man, dig those shakkkky hands. I waved to Cindy. I waved to Jean. But Janet waved at me. Janet waved at me.

[Caipirabob]

Featuring tonight's new dance craze:"The Reno HURL!"

[Dog]

Any FLA Freeper want to attend this wing ding and take one for the team???

[Dengar01]

Seriously though, Thank GOD I live in Illinois and don't have to watch the campaign ads for Janet Reno. I'd end up throwing a brick through my TV.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

ROFLMAO!!

[The Scorpion King]

The thought of Janet Reno and co. "freak dancing" makes me ill!

[Luis Gonzalez]

Well, if she had been wearing any sort of a latex prosthetic device, that song could have been "That's the way...I like it!!!"

[Dog]

Hey Luis how about you attend this "party" and file us a report???

[Luis Gonzalez]

"Any FLA Freeper want to attend this wing ding and take one for the team???"

Reading your response in the aftermath of my #13 makes me very, very nauseous.

I think I'll pass.

[f.Christian]

Beast Train

Now I've been happy lately, thinking about the bad things to go
And I believe it is toast, something really bad had to go

Oh I've been smiling lately, dreaming about the Elian Nation rising
And I believed it would be, some day it's now...here to stay

Cause going out over the edge of darkness, there crashes the BEAST train
Oh BEAST train leaving this country, takeing the big crash run

Now I've been smiling lately, thinking about the good things already here
And I believed it would be, something good is here to stay

Oh BEAST train crashing louder
Crash on the BEAST train
Come on crashing BEAST train
Yes, BEAST train crashing harder

losers jump upon the BEAST train
Come losers all onboard the BEAST train

Get our band together, go bring our song too
Cause it's getting farther, it soon will be gone for good

Now come and join the singing, it's so far from you
And it's getting farther, soon it will all be gone for good

Now I've been happy lately, thinking about the Elian Nation here
Why we go on living, why we live in happiness

Cause out on the edge of darkness, there dies a BEAST train
Oh BEAST train left this country, come Elian Nation rising!

[Guillermo]

DS is not a very big fan of Janet.

[Paul Atreides]

[f.Christian]

Earlier... thread!

[Movemout]

I suggest they open their democratic festival with FIRE. It would be an apropos beginning to commemorate Butch Reno's incineration of the Waco victims.