[Scott from the Left Coast]

How much you wanna bet our northwest politicians and "opinion leaders" (read: leftist druids) will blame the fires on global warming, corporate greeds (gotta get it in at every turn), and the internal combustion engine, not on their own personal stupidity?

[Grampa Dave]

QUOTES FROM THE GORON RE THE FOREST FIRES:

I TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND GEORGE BUSH AND DICK CHENEY. NOW YOU SEE WHAT GLOBAL WARMING CAN DO TO YOU.

STOP DRIVING YOUR VEHICLES, STOP EATING, STOP DRINKING WATER, STOP SLEEPING IN YOUR HOMES AND START CHANTING GREEN IS GOOD. YOUR REWARD WILL COME SOON!