[APBaer]

Be careful with your political jokes or I'll turn you in to my Cable guy, who promises to come and get my list of subversives; he says he'll be here between 8AM and 7PM and I should just wait for him.

[Nuke'm Glowing]

I've already been told that I was on the list by the little old lady up the street because she thinks SUV's are really old Soviet tanks in disguise.