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Israeli Busdriver Wants Really Big Raise
the onion ^
| onion staffer
Posted on 07/17/2002 11:47:12 AM PDT by weikel
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL— His nerves shot, Tel Aviv bus driver Yehuda Ben-Zvi said Monday that he wants a "really big" raise. "I'm sorry, but 20 lousy sheqels an hour to drive a bus in this country just doesn't cut it," said Ben-Zvi, 44, nervously scanning each person boarding his bus. "If they don't up me to at least 100 [sheqels] an hour, I'm outta here." Added Ben-Zvi: "Shit, it's not like I've got some deep commitment to providing public transportation. People can walk."
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: israel; onion
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posted on
07/17/2002 11:47:12 AM PDT
by
weikel
To: weikel
Post the penis enlargement article.
To: weikel
Is this the bus driver who has survived 4 or more attacks? He proabably deserves a raise.
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posted on
07/17/2002 11:48:57 AM PDT
by
AdA$tra
To: Rebelbase; Texaggie79; Sir Gawain; riley1992; nothingnew; OneidaM; 2Trievers; Joan_of_Argghh!; ...
Ping
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posted on
07/17/2002 11:49:34 AM PDT
by
weikel
To: Sir Gawain
No damnit Ill be suspended.
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posted on
07/17/2002 11:50:16 AM PDT
by
weikel
To: weikel; Texaggie79
Get Texaggie to post it. He'll post anything.
To: Sir Gawain
Yeah he must be one of those godless libertines hes always talking about in disguse LOL.
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posted on
07/17/2002 11:52:41 AM PDT
by
weikel
To: AdA$tra
Can you say " O N I O N " ???
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posted on
07/17/2002 11:56:11 AM PDT
by
Sundog
To: weikel
"I'm sorry, but 20 lousy sheqels an hour to drive a bus in this country just doesn't cut it," said Ben-Zvi, 44, nervously scanning each person boarding his bus. 20 NIS = $4.10.
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posted on
07/17/2002 11:58:47 AM PDT
by
Alouette
To: Sir Gawain
I'm getting a 404 on the Onion's site.
To: Alouette
I didn't know the conversion but I suspected it was around that amount.
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posted on
07/17/2002 12:01:21 PM PDT
by
weikel
To: Sir Gawain
Get Texaggie to post it. He'll post anything. Word.
To: weikel
Yeah, but it should be true ....
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posted on
07/17/2002 12:57:51 PM PDT
by
RonF
To: Sir Gawain
Honestly this is my first post here. The Onion's P.E. article made me ROTFALMBO. It's not in very good taste though......
You all have a great sense of humor.....
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