Posted on 07/17/2002 11:21:12 AM PDT by swarthyguy
After lying buried in a grave near Lucknow for 145 years, an Englishman has been 'discovered' to have supernatural powers. Local people are today flocking to the site with hopes of having their most cherished wishes fulfilled.
Devotees of Captain F. Wale, a British officer who raised and commanded the First Irregular Sikh Cavalry and was killed at Lucknow Residency during the mutiny of 1857, bring an interesting assortment of goodies as offering - fruits and flowers are being supplemented with liquor, cigarettes and meat. The Cult of the Gora Baba (as the dead Englishman has fondly been re-christened) has its own hymns and prayers in honour of the newfound deity.
The 'mazaar' became a centre of attraction after rumours spoke of accused in criminal cases related to murder, dacoity and arson being miraculously let off after offering paryers to the European 'god'.
The fact that Englishmen are by and large known to have a great appetite for sex has done Wale's fast-growing reputation no harm. Those looking for forbidden pleasures of the flesh are the most recent converts to the cause. Sakina, the self-appointed caretaker of the mausoleum, makes no bones about where the devotions lie: "We have learnt that the Captain was very fond of drinking, smoking and sex."
In fact so inspiring are the stories that one Ram Singh, fighting his son's conviction by the Sessions Court, is said to have recently offered biryani to seek Wale's divine grace. This despite being a confirmed vegetarian for life. Tantriks too have been perpetuating the myth by advising nymphomaniacs to visit the Englishman's grave for unlimited pleasures. Childless women have taken to offering coconuts for being blessed with motherhood.
The once desolate grave, located in the middle of the picturesque ruins of Mossa Bagh, a palace garden during the reign of Nawab Asaf-ud-daula, now wears a festive look. The merrymaking is especially loud on Thursdays - considered an auspicious day for supplications.
While it would be no consolation to the long-departed Englishman, the-Wale mania has at least ensured that the British legacy lives on in one little corner of India.

Curiously, this is usually a reason for women's complaints.
The fact that Englishmen are by and large known to have a great appetite for sex has done Wale's fast-growing reputation no harm.
That's news to me. India is the one with the overpopulation problem, not England. And aren't these people aware of the dangers of bad teeth, lousy weather, warm beer, "public" schools, and incomprehensible English dialects?
Captain F. Wale must be rolling over in his grave, literally.
AB
Moving right along, we....
"It is, perhaps, appropriate that the senior cavalry regiment to go to Pakistan in August 1947 had its origins in two regiments raised in Lahore (now in Pakistan) in 1857 by order of Sir John Lawrence, the Chief Commissioner of the Punjab. The 1st and 2nd Sikh Irregular Cavalry came into being with no difficulty: there were plenty of ex-soldiers of the Khalsa's war against the British and the 1st, under Captain Wale of the 18th Bengal Irregular Cavalry were despatched to what became the United Provinces, the then seat of operations against the mutineers. Sadly, Wale was shot by a sniper on the 1 Mar 1858, being replaced by Major Dighton Probyn who had been awarded the Victoria Cross the previous year. The Regiment was to bear his name unofficially until formally granted in 1904."
Probyn's Horse was raised during the Indian Mutiny. Sir John Lawrence, Chief Commissioner of the Punjab ordered two regiments of Sikh irregular cavalry to be raised. The 1st was raised by Captain F Wale of the 18th Irregular Cavalry. When the regiment reached full strength it was sent to the United Provinces. They covered the 80 miles from Lahore in a single march. They were not uniformly dressed and disciplined at this stage but were experienced fighters and horsemen. Wale was shot dead on 1st March 1858 when he was ambushed by a mutineer whilst leading the regiment in pursuit of fleeing enemy. He was succeeded by Captain Jones but in 1860 Major Dighton Probyn VC took over.
Second China War 1860
The Indian Army was in a state of change at this time, following the mutiny. But there was still the rest of the Empire to keep going. The Chinese government were anxious about British opium trading activity in their country and forced them to remain within Hong Kong. An incident in 1856 when the Arrow, a ship flying the British flag, was seized and it's Chinese crew arrested for piracy, caused the British to send an expedition under Lord Elgin. In 1858 the British took Canton and followed up by an unsuccessful naval attack on the 3 Taku Forts situated at the mouth of the Pei-ho river. The Chinese refusal to comply with the Treaty of Tientsin caused the escalation of the war and in 1860 British units gathered in Hong Kong under Lt-General Sir J Hope Grant. There were 4 infantry brigades of British and Indian troops and a cavalry brigade that included Probyn's Horse, Fane's Horse and the King's Dragoon Guards. In all there were 11,000 British and Indian, plus 6000 French troops.
The 1st Sikh Cavalry (Probyn's Horse) consisted of 17 officers, 446 men and 433 horses. Service overseas was voluntary and each man was asked if he was prepared to go and all agreed. They marched from Lucknow to the railhead at Raneegunge, 600 miles in 18 days, and embarked on 1st April for Hong Kong. The expedition arrived at Odin Bay and landed on 1st August. There were actions on the 3rd, 12th and 14th August around Sinho. Probyn's were armed with the lance for the first time and were up against Tartar cavalry armed with bows and arrows. Their casualties at this stage were 'two officers, 2 sergeants and 2 rank and file wounded'. Sowar Muttah Singh was wounded in the chest and later died. They weren't involved in the actual storming of the Taku Forts which was bravely carried out by a combined British and French force of infantry. The advance to Peking, 100 miles from the Taku Forts, resumed on 8th September. In another action during the advance, Probyn's played a major role: 'Chinese cavalry hovered in large masses on our entire left flank, so that Sir J Michel was unable to perform the flank movement that had been intended, until the 1st Sikh Cavalry had, by a brilliant charge, discomfited the Tartar Horse'. This enabled the Allies to advance and drive the enemy back for some miles. Probyn's suffered six more wounded. Another fight at Pa-li chiao involved a cavalry charge which drove the enemy back to within 6 miles of Peking. A sowar of the regiment, Ahmud Khan was killed, proof that even at this stage the regiment wasn't exclusively Sikh.
The British entered Peking on 24th October 1860 under Lord Elgin and put on a show of strength with a parade. The emperor's fabulous Summer Palace was sacked and burned, although this is hardly surprising as there was great anger at the way British and French envoys had been tortured to death over four days. The force stayed on into 1861 and did not leave until the autumn. The cavalry embarked at Taku at the end of November, the regiment losing 15 horses on the way home due to stormy weather. The bravery of the Indian troops impressed everyone involved and Probyn's were said to have 'performed their work most admirably. On more than one occasion... they successfully charged a vastly superior force of the enemy's cavalry.'
Imagine what will happen if Mick Jagger decides to be buried in India.
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