"Get the best jokes from Mr_Magoo and Tomkow6 where my sides spilt from laughing so hard."
"Thank you for variety of things your Canteen offers each day. Those jokes are the best too.That day Mr_Magoo and Tomkow6 had a joke off, I didn’t stop laughing for hours."
That is why I do what I do here. You, and the rest of the Military are willing go into harm's way for me. The hell holes that you are stuck in while in the field are familiar to me. I was there too, a long time ago. If I can lift your spirit, even for a little while, then I have done my part.
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself
through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.
Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two
vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and
their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore,
his income.
He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying,
"Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way,
you get your dog back!"