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Gore Gets a Clean Bill of Health to Run in '04
Registered ^ | 07.11.02 | Registered

Posted on 07/11/2002 2:57:38 PM PDT by Registered



TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: gore; robots; stuffed
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1 posted on 07/11/2002 2:57:38 PM PDT by Registered
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Knowing how hard it is for you to get real air time around here I'll give you a mercy bump.
2 posted on 07/11/2002 3:00:03 PM PDT by mercy
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Much appreciated.
3 posted on 07/11/2002 3:02:35 PM PDT by Registered
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He really got his weight under control!
4 posted on 07/11/2002 3:02:54 PM PDT by Hans
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He looks as stiff as ever!
5 posted on 07/11/2002 3:03:55 PM PDT by marvlus
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His psychiatrist said that as long as he maintains his medication, he can even be allowed to dress himself. "I wouldn't expect Mr. Blackwell," he laughed, "But Al is perfectly capable of pulling on elastic-waist pants and a pullover shirt. And he's getting pretty good with loafers. In fact, last week he got into a pair of velcro-tie sneakers! Of course, they weren't his own, but property rights have never been a high priority with the Left anyway."
6 posted on 07/11/2002 3:05:07 PM PDT by IronJack
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That's not Gore. He's too energetic.
7 posted on 07/11/2002 3:05:53 PM PDT by Sir Gawain
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Looks more like he is fit to bounce. The rubber Gore and the wooden Gore look pretty much the same.
8 posted on 07/11/2002 3:06:44 PM PDT by billhilly
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And artificial!
9 posted on 07/11/2002 3:07:00 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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10 posted on 07/11/2002 3:07:49 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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He's had breast-reduction surgery.
11 posted on 07/11/2002 3:07:53 PM PDT by Kathleen
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o/~ If he only had a brain o/~
12 posted on 07/11/2002 3:08:38 PM PDT by ChadGore
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It's good to see that the "lockbox" is still safe.
13 posted on 07/11/2002 3:08:47 PM PDT by willgetsome
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Holy Toledo - lookit them sweat glands...no wonder the boy pits out those blue shirts!
14 posted on 07/11/2002 3:10:12 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: Registered
This is BS...In order for him to have a clean bill of health they'd have to find a heartbeat and with all the racket from termites milling around in there, there's just no way!
15 posted on 07/11/2002 3:11:09 PM PDT by Wondervixen
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Thank goodness the Dutch Elm disease is in remission.
16 posted on 07/11/2002 3:11:26 PM PDT by mountaineer
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But what about his Dingell-Norwood?
17 posted on 07/11/2002 3:13:13 PM PDT by TheBigB
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They probably installed a sump pump somewhere under there for the future dancing fool photo ops.
18 posted on 07/11/2002 3:15:24 PM PDT by Kathleen
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To: Registered
You cheated. Taking a photo of Resusi-Albert, the Secret Service CPR training manikin, is just too easy..........
19 posted on 07/11/2002 3:22:48 PM PDT by tracer
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20 posted on 07/11/2002 3:27:37 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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